Re: Boris off the hook !
Fast forward 16 years and Ms Johnson brings her boyfriend home for dinner to meet her dad and (mum/stepmum/totty in vogue delete as applicable). Part way through the first course new boyfriend pipes up "I think you know my mother". At which point Boris' soup liberally pebbledashes all the guests.
Fast forward 16 years and Ms Johnson brings her boyfriend home for dinner to meet her dad and (mum/stepmum/totty in vogue delete as applicable). Part way through the first course new boyfriend pipes up "I think you know my mother". At which point Boris' soup liberally pebbledashes all the guests.

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