I hope you kept the receipt!

[Armitage Shanks]

Any returns from your presents today?

Not for me. First time ever !

[blue matt]

Re: I hope you kept the receipt!

My wife didn't really like her pizza trays :shrug: but loved her football bench coat, so it was a lose - win

[Wash DC Blue]

Re: I hope you kept the receipt!

My Wife did really well for me this year.
She bought me some Hiro Japanese Knives.
A great addition to the kichen!!

[Cleve van Leef]

Re: I hope you kept the receipt!

My wife has gone, do I get a receipt for that?

[life on mars]

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Yep , my blow up doll has gone down on me , learnt my lesson from last year .

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Re: I hope you kept the receipt!

My Wife did really well for me this year.
She bought me some Hiro Japanese Knives.
A great addition to the kichen!!

We don't need another Hiro.

[Wash DC Blue]

Re: I hope you kept the receipt!

We don't need another Hiro.

😆😆

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Re: I hope you kept the receipt!

Since Lockdown I have been doing the weekly shopping for a dear old German lady I know. Last year, her son (who lives over an hour away) cunningly put £50 in a Christmas card envelope for me (which I used on her shopping instead) but the swine has put £100 book voucher in this year's card. Funnily enough, he has enclosed the receipt.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Mobile liquid soap dispenser

From my Chinese friend in Cardiff

It's like something out of a car boot sale

It's the thought that counts

[xsnaggle]

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Yep , my blow up doll has gone down on me , learnt my lesson from last year .

Has or hasn't gone down on you?:shrug:

[life on mars]

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Has or hasn't gone down on you?:shrug:

Either way dolly is going back, has let me down , just slouches In the corner , hissing at me .

[splott parker]

Re: I hope you kept the receipt!

Either way dolly is going back, has let me down , just slouches In the corner , hissing at me .

Have you tried it inside out?:hide:

[dandywarhol]

Re: I hope you kept the receipt!

An alarm lock which lights, the whole street and, I'm retired A coat which is, 2 sizes to big and a, posh bag with shoe polish.
I've always said the most, said words at, Christmas, are. Have you got the receipt?

[bobh]

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My Wife did really well for me this year.
She bought me some Hiro Japanese Knives.
A great addition to the kichen!!

'kin' 'ell, they're pricey!

[Wash DC Blue]

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'kin' 'ell, they're pricey!

Sharp as fook as well.
Managed to cut myself first time using one yesterday.
Ridiculous slicing through, say an onion.
Hardly any pressure is needed compared to my old ones.