The Official Royal Wedding Thread

[Badly Ironed Shirt]

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We are all itching for tomorrow to finally dawn as this week's been interminable what with the fevered anticipation of the Royal wedding building by the day.

All of us will be parked on a settee with eyes fixed on a TV to enjoy the hours of uninterrupted coverage. I've invested in an incontinence pad to ensure not a second of the action is missed due to a call of nature.

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[Taunton Blue Genie]

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Recall the wedding of Di and Chas on the cider in Taunton seeing Javed Miandad score 200. No interest in that wedding or the one on Saturday.

Taunton sided by and large with the Parliamentarians in the English Civil War.

[light up the darkness]

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Taunton sided by and large with the Parliamentarians in the English Civil War.

How was Taunton in the Monmouth Rebellion 1685?
Did Hanging Judge Jeffries get his share of rebels?

[Fatty Foggon]

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[Organ Morgan.]

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It's been confirmed by Buckingham Palace that His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, whose other titles are: Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Duke of Cornwall, Baron of Renfrew, Earl of Chester, Lord of the Isles and High Steward of Scotland, but is universally known as jug ears will, in the absence of Meghan Markle's father, who's an inveterate piss artist, give the bride away at tomorrow's wedding ceremony.

There had been speculation that Ms Markle's mother Doria Ragland - who's of African heritage and is as black as Newgate's knocker - would accompany her daughter but the Queen sanctioned that notion citing fears she may suffer stage fright. "One doesn't wish to risk her performing some gangsta rap shit while walking down the aisle, does one?" she is said to have concluded.

[life on mars]

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Well I for one will be rejoicing, thank god we have a head of state the alternative is frightening , President Trump , President Putin , President Assad , to name a few beuts, give me old Liz any day over those half baked loons and other power crazed republicans

[Baloo]

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It's been confirmed by Buckingham Palace that His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, whose other titles are: Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Duke of Cornwall, Baron of Renfrew, Earl of Chester, Lord of the Isles and High Steward of Scotland, but is universally known as jug ears

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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Well I for one will be rejoicing, thank god we have a head of state the alternative is frightening , President Trump , President Putin , President Assad , to name a few beuts, give me old Liz any day over those half baked loons and other power crazed republicans

The alternative isn't necessary frightening. Who knows who the German Head of State is, for example? Most people couldn't even come up with one single German Head of State in the post-war era. As for Trump and Putin, they were supposedly elected and theoretically can get rid of. The royal family aren't elected and any idiot born in the right bed can rise to be Head of State.

[StraightOuttaCanton]

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It's been confirmed by Buckingham Palace that His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, whose other titles are: Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Duke of Cornwall, Baron of Renfrew, Earl of Chester, Lord of the Isles and High Steward of Scotland, but is universally known as jug ears will, in the absence of Meghan Markle's father, who's an inveterate piss artist, give the bride away at tomorrow's wedding ceremony.

There had been speculation that Ms Markle's mother Doria Ragland - who's of African heritage and is as black as Newgate's knocker - would accompany her daughter but the Queen sanctioned that notion citing fears she may suffer stage fright. "One doesn't wish to risk her performing some gangsta rap shit while walking down the aisle, does one?" she is said to have concluded.

Take a bow

[Wales-Bales]

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Take a bow

I've had 3 cans of bow already. I am besides myself with excitement, I couldn't sleep a wink last night.

[light up the darkness]

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Meg's dad ain't going.


But why the feck are the "establishment" suggesting that the it would be good if Chas walked her down the nave* ?


* this is the correct term for the central passageway in churches.
The aisles are down the sides.

I note that Ol jug head will escort Angela Merkles daughter to the Quire in the Chapel

[WJ99mobile]

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As a couple I actually like the two getting married.

As for royalty, **** them all

[Fatty Foggon]

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It's been confirmed by Buckingham Palace that His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, whose other titles are: Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Duke of Cornwall, Baron of Renfrew, Earl of Chester, Lord of the Isles and High Steward of Scotland, but is universally known as jug ears will, in the absence of Meghan Markle's father, who's an inveterate piss artist, give the bride away at tomorrow's wedding ceremony.

There had been speculation that Ms Markle's mother Doria Ragland - who's of African heritage and is as black as Newgate's knocker - would accompany her daughter but the Queen sanctioned that notion citing fears she may suffer stage fright. "One doesn't wish to risk her performing some gangsta rap shit while walking down the aisle, does one?" she is said to have concluded.

Arise, Sir Organ Morgan of Glamorgan!

[Jeff Mansfield]

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With any luck we will be a republic within our lifetimes and we won't have to put up with any more of this shit

Well said. Have you checked out "republic.org.uk" ?

[Jeff Mansfield]

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Given that you've seen fit to introduce this stuff into a football forum, I think I'm entitled to reply.

For a democratic alternative to monarchy, check out "www.republic.org.uk".

Enjoy the English and Scottish Cup Finals everyone.