Not now, bird flu!

[LeningradCowboy]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60631382

People are being advised to avoid touching or feeding birds at a city park after several have died with suspected bird flu.

[Cyclops]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

The ambiguous report: "People are being advised to avoid touching or feeding birds at a city park (Roath) after several have died with suspected bird flu."

Mrs Cyclops has just returned from a visit to Roath Park after feeding the ducks/swans. She touches them. I began reading this report aloud. She ran around a bit and then collapsed. It was only after she revived a little that I was able to reassure her that it was the birds which had died with suspected bird flu and not 'people'

[Mr Soul '68]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

The ambiguous report: "People are being advised to avoid touching or feeding birds at a city park (Roath) after several have died with suspected bird flu."

Mrs Cyclops has just returned from a visit to Roath Park after feeding the ducks/swans. She touches them. I began reading this report aloud. She ran around a bit and then collapsed. It was only after she revived a little that I was able to reassure her that it was the birds which had died with suspected bird flu and not 'people'

Hahaha, that is genuinely funny :hehe:

[LeningradCowboy]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60853599

An outbreak of avian flu is believed to have killed more than 30 birds at a city park.

[The Bloop]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60853599

An outbreak of avian flu is believed to have killed more than 30 birds at a city park.

Been around a while now. Hopefully it's 30 seagulls or pigeons but I doubt it.
Since this week you can't buy free range eggs as no birds have been kept outside.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60853599

An outbreak of avian flu is believed to have killed more than 30 birds at a city park.

Apparently a dead goose tested positive for it last month. Surely if one had tested positive, they'd have had a ganders at the other geese?

[jon1959]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

Apparently a dead goose tested positive for it last month. Surely if one had tested positive, they'd have had a ganders at the other geese?

Did it have underlying health problems?

Don't get suckered in with these avian plandemics!

It's all part of an evil masterplan for world domination!

Get ready for the Great Goose Reset.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

Anybody feeding those birds should be up before the beak.

[The Bloop]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

Did it have underlying health problems?

Don't get suckered in with these avian plandemics!

It's all part of an evil masterplan for world domination!

Get ready for the Great Goose Reset.

If a bird tested positive more than 28 days before it died, is that still included in the stats?

[light up the darkness]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

If a bird tested positive more than 28 days before it died, is that still included in the stats?

We’re any of the avians in care facilities at the time they died

[splott parker]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

Two jabs and a rooster will sort it out.

[Citizen's Nephew]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

:hehe: too many gems to acknowledge individually so it's a group :hehe: from me. You'd have got £10 a pop when Readers Digest was in its heyday!

[Wales-Bales]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60853599

An outbreak of avian flu is believed to have killed more than 30 birds at a city park.

Is that where they hang out these days? It used to be the Top Rank back in my day :getscoat:

[bobh]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

:hehe: too many gems to acknowledge individually so it's a group :hehe: from me. You'd have got £10 a pop when Readers Digest was in its heyday!

True - too many good puns, so i'm ducking out.

[splott parker]

Re: Not now, bird flu!

True - too many good puns, so i'm ducking out.

You cannot just swan off like that!!!!