Embarrassed For Him.....Not Really

[splott parker]

Watching a comedian in Benidorm last night, he goes through the usual opening stuff, “Any Geordies in?.....Sorry, can’t understand a word you’re saying”..... Anyone from Manchester? What part?” Someone says Gorton and he replies some old chestnut about coppers walking around in threes & fours for safety. “Anyone from Scotland?”, woman puts her hand up, “What part? ..”No don’t tell me, Loch Ness”...... “Any Scousers In?...bloke in a Liverpool shirt pipes up, “Yeahhhh!”..”What part” and the answer comes back... “Wales”:facepalm:. Well, he ripped him to bits, it was a sight to see, the place was pissing themselves. Sad thing is I don’t think the Welsh bloke got it at all, I imagine the people he knocks around with refer to themselves as Mancs & Scousers etc in their locals. He actually had a look on his face as if to say “I am a Scouser, look at my shirt”. God, I wish Sludge would have been there.

[Armitage Shanks]

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He was that man

[NYCBlue]

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Oof!

[UNDERHILL1927]

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Watching a comedian in Benidorm last night, he goes through the usual opening stuff, “Any Geordies in?.....Sorry, can’t understand a word you’re saying”..... Anyone from Manchester? What part?” Someone says Gorton and he replies some old chestnut about coppers walking around in threes & fours for safety. “Anyone from Scotland?”, woman puts her hand up, “What part? ..”No don’t tell me, Loch Ness”...... “Any Scousers In?...bloke in a Liverpool shirt pipes up, “Yeahhhh!”..”What part” and the answer comes back... “Wales”:facepalm:. Well, he ripped him to bits, it was a sight to see, the place was pissing themselves. Sad thing is I don’t think the Welsh bloke got it at all, I imagine the people he knocks around with refer to themselves as Mancs & Scousers etc in their locals. He actually had a look on his face as if to say “I am a Scouser, look at my shirt”. God, I wish Sludge would have been there.

I’m trying to be more “live and let live” nowadays but these kind of people still boil my piss

[ToTaL ITK]

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a restaurant. They had a lovely meal together.

[dembethewarrior]

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I’m trying to be more “live and let live” nowadays but these kind of people still boil my piss

You've got a long way to "live and let live" if people supporting teams from different regions pisses you off :hehe:

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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I’m trying to be more “live and let live” nowadays but these kind of people still boil my piss

Throw eggs at them like they did with Thatcher

Soppy tarts

[splott parker]

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You've got a long way to "live and let live" if people supporting teams from different regions pisses you off :hehe:

It wasn’t the fact that he supported a team from a different region it was the fact that he actually believed he was a Scouser. That was the whole crux of the piss take, meat and drink to a ‘piss take’ comedian.

[dembethewarrior]

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It wasn’t the fact that he supported a team from a different region it was the fact that he actually believed he was a Scouser. That was the whole crux of the piss take, meat and drink to a ‘piss take’ comedian.

Aye I got that when I read your post :thumbup:

My reply was to something completely different:thumbup:

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Watching a comedian in Benidorm last night, he goes through the usual opening stuff, “Any Geordies in?.....Sorry, can’t understand a word you’re saying”..... Anyone from Manchester? What part?” Someone says Gorton and he replies some old chestnut about coppers walking around in threes & fours for safety. “Anyone from Scotland?”, woman puts her hand up, “What part? ..”No don’t tell me, Loch Ness”...... “Any Scousers In?...bloke in a Liverpool shirt pipes up, “Yeahhhh!”..”What part” and the answer comes back... “Wales”:facepalm:. Well, he ripped him to bits, it was a sight to see, the place was pissing themselves. Sad thing is I don’t think the Welsh bloke got it at all, I imagine the people he knocks around with refer to themselves as Mancs & Scousers etc in their locals. He actually had a look on his face as if to say “I am a Scouser, look at my shirt”. God, I wish Sludge would have been there.

Idiots in pubs in Cardiff calling each others scousers and mancs

Ff sake these people want shooting

It's cringeworthy and skin crawling to see some nerk on telly outside anfield or old Trafford open his gob and he's a Taffy

I want to kick the telly in and despite the oh relax bollocks on here most cardiff fans think exactly the same

They are parasitic , plastic football supporters and they deserve all the ridicule they get

[dembethewarrior]

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Idiots in pubs in Cardiff calling each others scousers and mancs

Ff sake these people want shooting

It's cringeworthy and skin crawling to see some nerk on telly outside anfield or old Trafford open his gob and he's a Taffy

I want to kick the telly in and despite the oh relax bollocks on here most cardiff fans think exactly the same

They are parasitic , plastic football supporters and they deserve all the ridicule they get

Your act is tired and worn out.

You need a new repertoire.

[UNDERHILL1927]

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It wasn’t the fact that he supported a team from a different region it was the fact that he actually believed he was a Scouser. That was the whole crux of the piss take, meat and drink to a ‘piss take’ comedian.

Exactly, but I’m also with Sludge, I find glory hunters abhorrent individuals

[UNDERHILL1927]

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Idiots in pubs in Cardiff calling each others scousers and mancs

Ff sake these people want shooting

It's cringeworthy and skin crawling to see some nerk on telly outside anfield or old Trafford open his gob and he's a Taffy

I want to kick the telly in and despite the oh relax bollocks on here most cardiff fans think exactly the same

They are parasitic , plastic football supporters and they deserve all the ridicule they get

Amen brother Factory

[Eric the Half a Bee]

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Idiots in pubs in Cardiff calling each others scousers and mancs

Ff sake these people want shooting

It's cringeworthy and skin crawling to see some nerk on telly outside anfield or old Trafford open his gob and he's a Taffy

I want to kick the telly in and despite the oh relax bollocks on here most cardiff fans think exactly the same

They are parasitic , plastic football supporters and they deserve all the ridicule they get

Yet you dislike the Taffia, people who get behind Wales and people who speak Welsh.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Yet you dislike the Taffia, people who get behind Wales and people who speak Welsh.

Now you are being silly .

If I hated people who spoke Welsh I would say so

I think the juxtaposition or whatever its called here is Welsh people who want the penny and the bun

An independent Wales yet they support English football teams

And if you have ever lived in pontcanna you will bump into loads of the feckers , just a few miles from where ccfc play

Cobblers to them