Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

[North Cardiff Blue]

Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?


The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!

Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10934131/British-tourists-fined-645-going-toilet-Spanish-sea-new-rules.html

British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

[Moodybluebird]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

I suppose a good sh*t is right out of the question.

[Sunnysideup]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

It’s bureaucracy gone mad lol
Totally unenforceable
More alarming tho are the plans for the “All Inclusive” holidaymakers
Alcoholic drinks to be limited to SIX a day
Three at lunchtime
Three for dinner
Then you’ve got to pay 🙁

[life on mars]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

ill stick to pissing in secluded areas, such as alley ways and by ways .

I remember in the good old days of City away travel pissing through a hatchway at the back of the bus , you'd lifted it up and could see the road and away you went , sadly you did result in a bit of splash/blow back from the wind onto ones Ox Blood DM's boots and Turned up Jeans ,very difficult to stay still and hover over the gap .

[North Cardiff Blue]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

It’s bureaucracy gone mad lol
Totally unenforceable
More alarming tho are the plans for the “All Inclusive” holidaymakers
Alcoholic drinks to be limited to SIX a day
Three at lunchtime
Three for dinner
Then you’ve got to pay ��

True all inclusive it's six for breakfast, what are you going to do the rest of the day?

Pee in the Sea, hottub and pool I suppose?

[life on mars]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

What about the Germans, they piss for ages ?????

[Tuerto]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?


The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!

Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10934131/British-tourists-fined-645-going-toilet-Spanish-sea-new-rules.html

British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

It's Vigo, one City in the North of Spain, not a place littered with pissed up Brits. The rules would also apply to anyone else from any other corner of the globe as well. Daily Mail Bullshit.

[chrisp_1927]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

Thank god it's just a fine. I thought this was going to be about a spread of those little worm things that lock on to the heat and wriggle their way up your todger. Horrible little things.

[Hilts]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

Not sure they are going to catch you mind unless it's off a boat or rocks or something?


The Spanish are getting a bit stroppy with Brittish tourists arent they, another list of dont's!

Previously restricting the number of drinks in all inclusive resorts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10934131/British-tourists-fined-645-going-toilet-Spanish-sea-new-rules.html

British tourists will be fined £645 for going to the toilet in Spanish sea under new rules
Spain has said it will start fining people hundreds for doing a wee in the sea
Beachgoers caught playing bat and ball or attempting to reserve a spot on the beach with a towel will also be fined, as will litterers or people having BBQs
Bikini-wearing Brits will also be fined for leaving the beach without clothes on

Just Brits???😂😂😂

Write a letter to Farage or something.

[splott parker]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

The life guard at one resort shouted at me for peeing in the pool....he scared me so much I nearly fell in.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

Daily Mail Bullshit.

Surely not? :shrug:

[North Cardiff Blue]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

It's Vigo, one City in the North of Spain, not a place littered with pissed up Brits. The rules would also apply to anyone else from any other corner of the globe as well. Daily Mail Bullshit.

Woah Lefties calm down it's a fun story about peeing in the sea, and it's Daily Mirror Bullshit actually published four days before.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/holidaymakers-warned-face-640-fine-27252566

[Wales-Bales]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

Peeing in the sea is a good way of attracting sharks, so it's best to do it off a pier if you can.

[BLUETIT]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

Peeing in the sea is a good way of attracting sharks, so it's best to do it off a pier if you can.

What a sentence that would make, “The peer was peeing off the pier”

[The Bloop]

Re: Do you pee in the sea? if so watch out!

What a sentence that would make, “The peer was peeing off the pier”

A second peer was peering at the peer peeing off the pier.