Haaland

[John Buchanan]

Re: Haaland

He should sign for us. We'll sort out his goalscoring exploits.

Miss one, sky one, scuff one.

[B. Oddie]

Re: Haaland

They're struggling to accommodate him.

[North Cardiff Blue]

Re: Haaland

They often take him off at 70 mins otherwise he'd have more hatricks, he makes it look so easy!

[lardy]

Re: Haaland

They’ve been trying to figure Messi out for 15 years.

Nearly there!

Makes you wonder how any player above 24 has a career. They just keep getting figured out!

[Rjk]

Re: Haaland

Makes you wonder how any player above 24 has a career. They just keep getting figured out!

Nobody has figured out Isaac Vassell

[Wales-Bales]

Re: Haaland

They're struggling to accommodate him.

He is rather tall, maybe replace the door frames?

[valleys caveman]

Re: Haaland

I think Pep has a bit of a man crush on Haaland. I've noticed it a few times when Pep gives him a cuddle :hehe: Haaland seems to be more than a little uncomfortable with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMKaMpQK3Bo&ab_channel=That%27sFootball

[Wales-Bales]

Re: Haaland

I think Pep has a bit of a man crush on Haaland. I've noticed it a few times when Pep gives him a cuddle :hehe: Haaland seems to be more than a little uncomfortable with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMKa...at%27sFootball

He has got an elegant posterior.

[splott parker]

Re: Haaland

Better in the air with his feet than other centre forwards are with their head:hehe:

[Dorcus]

Re: Haaland

Better in the air with his feet than other centre forwards are with their head:hehe:

Monster! What a goal!

[Wales-Bales]

Re: Haaland

The goals will soon dry up and then what have you got? Some tall bloke who runs around and hardly touches the ball! It will be like the budget version of Kieffer Moore

[Gnojek]

Re: Haaland

Monster! What a goal!

I had an interesting "experience" listening to that game last night. Normally I'd have no interest in Citeh or the Champions League however, Bet365 lured me in with what I thought was an absolute steal - Haaland to have at least 1 shot on target during the game (slashed from 1/9 to Evens). I lumped on with the maximum stake they'd allow and sat back ready to count my winnings. I'm fairly sure Citeh had no shots on target in the first half, with Haaland doing nothing for most of the game, bar dragging a chance wide late on. I thought I'd done my cobblers until this little beauty!

[UNDERHILL1927]

Re: Haaland

This could potentially be the “most off the mark” thread of the year, and that’s saying something for this place.

[Vindec]

Re: Haaland

Just reading some of the earlier posts has cheered me up immensely.

[life on mars]

Re: Haaland

Anyone else get the feeling that Haaland might be Man City's Andreas Cornelius?

I now think that the fella will win them the Champions League , bet England are annoyed they didn't cap him for the age of 1 as he was born in Leeds