Shark Attack In Cornwall ?

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A woman who wanted to swim with blue sharks ended up getting bitten by one !

Slipped through the radar

[Michael Morris]

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Play with fire expect to get burned.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Play with fire expect to get burned.

If you join the police force .....you are going to bump into some baddies

If my aunty had bollocks she'd be my uncle

[Eric the Half a Bee]

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If you join the police force .....you are going to bump into some baddies

If my aunty had bollocks she'd be my uncle

My aunty had bollocks when she was my uncle.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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My aunty had bollocks when she was my uncle.

Every village up your way has its characters

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

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Apparently, the snorkeling tour guide company that organised the event had been 'chumming' the water to create a feeding frenzy and attract sharks.

[NYCBlue]

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If you join the police force .....you are going to bump into some baddies

If my aunty had bollocks she'd be my uncle

How about just "don't go swimming with sharks"?

[WJ99mobile]

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Am I right in saying the vast majority of sharks will just leave you alone

Looks like an anomaly

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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How about just "don't go swimming with sharks"?

Which is the same as don't join the police if you don't like criminals

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Am I right in saying the vast majority of sharks will just leave you alone

Looks like an anomaly

Usually

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Apparently, the snorkeling tour guide company that organised the event had been 'chumming' the water to create a feeding frenzy and attract sharks.

Which is what happens in South Africa except the sharks are massive

[Fatty Foggon]

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What a tale she will be able to tell her grandchildren about the day she encountered jaws and the scar wot she got. FIN.

[North Cardiff Blue]

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Apparently, the snorkeling tour guide company that organised the event had been 'chumming' the water to create a feeding frenzy and attract sharks.

No to attract them, otherwise they wouldn't see any sharks.

[North Cardiff Blue]

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Which is the same as don't join the police if you don't like criminals

They don't see many, too busy bothering football fans and racing to chip shops for lunch and making tick tocks.

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

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No to attract them, otherwise they wouldn't see any sharks.

Which is what I said.