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Visited Sludge's dump and didn't hang around there for long.
He's a miserable fecker at the best of times. This morning he was unbearable. The black armband he wore will remain until he's completed a fortnight's mourning to honour the late Queen Elizabeth II. He did similar when Margaret Thatcher snuffed it.
He reckons stress brought on by worrying about the increased cost of heating her various mansions, castles and palaces had placed too much strain on her ticker.
He said rumours had been circulating in recent weeks that her finances had become so perilous of late she was forced to hand two of her corgis redundancy notices.
He managed a smile when reminded he and all royalists will soon have Queen Camilla to fawn over. It's not her personality he's a fan of but her impressive chest measurements.
"She has a fine pair of udders," he remarked.
He's a miserable fecker at the best of times. This morning he was unbearable. The black armband he wore will remain until he's completed a fortnight's mourning to honour the late Queen Elizabeth II. He did similar when Margaret Thatcher snuffed it.
He reckons stress brought on by worrying about the increased cost of heating her various mansions, castles and palaces had placed too much strain on her ticker.
He said rumours had been circulating in recent weeks that her finances had become so perilous of late she was forced to hand two of her corgis redundancy notices.
He managed a smile when reminded he and all royalists will soon have Queen Camilla to fawn over. It's not her personality he's a fan of but her impressive chest measurements.
"She has a fine pair of udders," he remarked.
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