Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

[Tuerto]

Re: Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

Going to play Kitchen Simulator 23 later. I'm so excited.

You probably wrote the programme

[The Bloop]

Re: Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

Going to play Kitchen Simulator 23 later. I'm so excited.

I've got the 18+ version with Nigella on the cover

[Citizen's Nephew]

Re: Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

Guys, what happened to man-caves and sheds? F*cking snowflakes!

[Citizen's Nephew]

Re: Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

You probably wrote the programme

You know what, you can laugh, but simulator games have earned millions! It would be an ideal mobile app. The Boss can supply the graphics and you can be the technical advisor. Stick a goat in there and we'd be minted.

[Citizen's Nephew]

Re: Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

I've got the 18+ version with Nigella on the cover

Collectors edition.

[Citizen's Nephew]

Re: Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

If you are thinking about that dildo on the worktop you probably meant Kitchen Stimulator.

I must admit, I haven't seen anything like that since the Torture Garden gig.

[Jimmy the Jock]

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Looks good, I’m not sure about the funky curtains though….I get it though, liven it up a bit…..

Yep , love the kitchen but the curtains are from a different story.

[Jimmy the Jock]

Re: Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

Get in touch with your feminine side, goats
😁

You are sucking up to someone here ....

[goats]

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Yep , love the kitchen but the curtains are from a different story.

Maybe they were from the old kitchen and left for old times sake…..

[Michael Morris]

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Yep , love the kitchen but the curtains are from a different story.

They are to introduce colour and warmth to the obvious Cardiff City coloured units and work surface

[Michael Morris]

Re: Off Topic. Mike's kitchen

Very nice but what's that phallus on the worktop next to the hob?

Joseph Joseph stacking utensils

https://www.connox.co.uk/categories/cooking/cooking-utensils/joseph-joseph-nest-utensils.html?itm=164061&p=101109&pcr=PI&gclid=CjwKCAjws--ZBhAXEiwAv-RNL3ZoKizIv2WQ6FR0924OKGpk9FFxeTJRAZoVHFlEwHV52Uq11f1usxoCOwIQAvD_BwE