Nigella Lawson

[Ninja]

Does she do it for you?
I have to say no.
My Mrs is nearby 😬

[ToTaL ITK]

Re: Nigella Lawson

yes! she could defo do it for me ...make my xmas dinner

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Nigella Lawson

Attractive lady

But she's got a body like a tank

It's a no from me

Which will upset her but she's got to accept it

[Ninja]

Re: Nigella Lawson

Attractive lady

But she's got a body like a tank

It's a no from me

Which will upset her but she's got to accept it

That's some good curvature.
She'd have to get off the sniff tho.
She's not nicking mine, I'm not having any of that.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Re: Nigella Lawson

That's some good curvature.
She'd have to get off the sniff tho.
She's not nicking mine, I'm not having any of that.

She's into that is she ?

Poor man's Billy

[Ninja]

Re: Nigella Lawson

She's into that is she ?

Poor man's Billy

Yep, apparently much alike a hoover.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed tho to be fair.

[2b2bdoo]

Re: Nigella Lawson

I’d have her pudding

[The Bloop]

Re: Nigella Lawson

She can butter my parsnips any time she wants. A fine woman.

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Re: Nigella Lawson

She's a Tory

No Deal

Close The Door

[mrbluejay]

Re: Nigella Lawson

Tory or not, she’s one sexy woman…if your over 50 that is and I am :xmashehe:

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Re: Nigella Lawson

Tory or not, she’s one sexy woman…if your over 50 that is and I am :xmashehe:

I simply couldn't lower myself

[Ninja]

Re: Nigella Lawson

She's a Tory

No Deal

Close The Door

Tory shmory, you'd have to be a right fecking dingbat to kick her out of yer bed.

[ToTaL ITK]

Re: Nigella Lawson

I simply couldn't lower myself

you wouldn'y have to ...she'd be tea bagging you

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Re: Nigella Lawson

Tory shmory, you'd have to be a right fecking dingbat to kick her out of yer bed.

She's huge

She would suffocate most of you lot on here

[Ninja]

Re: Nigella Lawson

She's huge

She would suffocate most of you lot on here

I'd strap a plank to my arse sonny.