Stoned off my cake on painkillers !!

I go in for an ankle ligament reconstruction at port Talbot hospital on the 5th of may , thus blowing my euro with Wales adventure , will be in plaster for three months

Anyway in the meantime they have given me oromorph, I am totally cabbaged

Its like being on acid

I see dead people so if anyone has anything they want to say to prince, drop me a PM

I had oromorph when I had an op to repair my kneecap.
Great inint? :hehe:

It's liquid gold Bob , I am having crazy dreams

For example the other day I was actually turned down by a woman for a date , which is unheard of

It was of course the drugs talking

Gis your England ticket sludge

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I go in for an ankle ligament reconstruction at port Talbot hospital on the 5th of may , thus blowing my euro with Wales adventure , will be in plaster for three months

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I'm not sure you were in Coleman's plans anyway mate. Sorry to disappoint.

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Gis your England ticket sludge

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Its gone to a good home

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I'm not sure you were in Coleman's plans anyway mate. Sorry to disappoint.

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Are you in stand up comedy down the glee club ?

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Are you in stand up comedy down the glee club ?

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And I know where your wife lives too !!

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I go in for an ankle ligament reconstruction at port Talbot hospital on the 5th of may , thus blowing my euro with Wales adventure , will be in plaster for three months

Anyway in the meantime they have given me oromorph, I am totally cabbaged

Its like being on acid

I see dead people so if anyone has anything they want to say to prince, drop me a PM

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This could be your moment to write some Neil Young type songs whilst under the influence

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This could be your moment to write some Neil Young type songs whilst under the influence

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As long as someone else sings

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As long as someone else sings

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is it because your " helpless" " helpless " " helpless "

An ex of mine had a couple of brandies whilst taking Night Nurse for the flu - and saw small elephants dancing on the ceiling.

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An ex of mine had a couple of brandies whilst taking Night Nurse for the flu - and saw small elephants dancing on the ceiling.

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Random I know- did you know you are not allowed to correct people by telling them to use the word 'fewer' anymore? :hehe:

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Random I know- did you know you are not allowed to correct people by telling them to use the word 'fewer' anymore? :hehe:

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'Not allowed'? By whom?

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Random I know- did you know you are not allowed to correct people by telling them to use the word 'fewer' anymore? :hehe:

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'Not allowed'? By whom?

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The thought police :hehe: hang on I'm trying to find it.

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An ex of mine had a couple of brandies whilst taking Night Nurse for the flu - and saw small elephants dancing on the ceiling.

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Double the dose of night nurse , flying teapot time

It's got to be the green one , daytime is useless

Benylin is for lightweights , night nurse is hardcore

I am in no way condoning such flagrent misuse of over the counter medicine , having said that potters used to do a cough mixture and that was rocket fuel

I remember trying to write an essay on the decline of the inner cities on that stuff whilst suffering from the flu and it was like the scrawlings of a maniac when I read it two days later

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'Not allowed'? By whom?

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http://www.theguardian.com/commentis...in-wrong-video

Some interesting comments under it.

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An ex of mine had a couple of brandies whilst taking Night Nurse for the flu - and saw small elephants dancing on the ceiling.

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Pissed inappropriate joke originally. :hide:

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http://www.theguardian.com/commentis...in-wrong-video

Some interesting comments under it.

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As a lover of language (and indeed languages) I see both sides of the argument. One the hand it is useful to know what grammatical 'rules' were once set down and on the other hand it is true to say that language does evolve regardless of the fact that it may upset those who want to set it in stone.
My personal take on it is that I like to know the 'rules' but take delight in deliberately breaking them. For example, starting a sentence with 'And' (a heinous crime to Victorian grammarians) can have far more impact than merely using it as a conjunction in a sentence.
I'm wild, I am :-)

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As a lover of language (and indeed languages) I see both sides of the argument. One the hand it is useful to know what grammatical 'rules' were once set down and on the other hand it is true to say that language does evolve regardless of the fact that it may upset those who want to set it in stone.
My personal take on it is that I like to know the 'rules' but take delight in deliberately breaking them. For example, starting a sentence with 'And' (a heinous crime to Victorian grammarians) can have far more impact than merely using it as a conjunction in a sentence.
I'm wild, I am :-)

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I wasn't saying you are patronising or pretentious by the way, the fewer thing just made me think of you.

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As a lover of language (and indeed languages) I see both sides of the argument. One the hand it is useful to know what grammatical 'rules' were once set down and on the other hand it is true to say that language does evolve regardless of the fact that it may upset those who want to set it in stone.
My personal take on it is that I like to know the 'rules' but take delight in deliberately breaking them. For example, starting a sentence with 'And' (a heinous crime to Victorian grammarians) can have far more impact than merely using it as a conjunction in a sentence.
I'm wild, I am :-)

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I'm less wild than you.....sorry, I'm fewer wild than you I meant.

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Double the dose of night nurse , flying teapot time

It's got to be the green one , daytime is useless

Benylin is for lightweights , night nurse is hardcore

I am in no way condoning such flagrent misuse of over the counter medicine , having said that potters used to do a cough mixture and that was rocket fuel

I remember trying to write an essay on the decline of the inner cities on that stuff whilst suffering from the flu and it was like the scrawlings of a maniac when I read it two days later

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Like codeine and promethazine/ purple drank/ lean? RIP DJ Screw. stuffs bare weak but expensive and addictive, makes ppl groggy tho

Man groggys a weird word :hehe: Like the double gs and why dont they say the double gs in snoop dogg? :hehe: why is everything weird? :hehe:

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I'm less wild than you.....sorry, I'm fewer wild than you I meant.

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He couldn't care fewer.

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Like codeine and promethazine/ purple drank/ lean? RIP DJ Screw. stuffs bare weak but expensive and addictive, makes ppl groggy tho

Man groggys a weird word :hehe: Like the double gs and why dont they say the double gs in snoop dogg? :hehe: why is everything weird? :hehe:

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Thinly veiled 'I'm on my 2nd cup' post imo...

https://i.imgur.com/yZ4TvQ9.jpg