Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
Have instant sex.Nowadays wait for the viagra to kick in.First time I used it the old boy was up and down all night,If only I had the energy to make full use.I cut one tab in half now.
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
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dandywarhol
Have instant sex.Nowadays wait for the viagra to kick in.First time I used it the old boy was up and down all night,If only I had the energy to make full use.I cut one tab in half now.
Send em on to me
I will test them out
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
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dandywarhol
Have instant sex.Nowadays wait for the viagra to kick in.First time I used it the old boy was up and down all night,If only I had the energy to make full use.I cut one tab in half now.
Stops you pissing on your slippers as well :thumbup:
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Leave it alone for a while
Have the odd evening off
Is that as in 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th etc?
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
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Jordi Culé
Took a 'Fab' lolly back to your bed with the missus asleep?
Sounds like a kinky fetish butt.
:hehe: She wouldn't let me even if i asked nicely :hehe: Strange thing is that i can't remember doing it. my chest resembled a scene from a B list horror movie. She played **** with me.
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
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dandywarhol
Have instant sex.Nowadays wait for the viagra to kick in.First time I used it the old boy was up and down all night,If only I had the energy to make full use.I cut one tab in half now.
Very wise, don't pop a full pill :thumbup:
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Eric the Half a Bee
Is that as in 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th etc?
That's it
Keep em keen
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
People who know me all think I'm a lot younger than I actually am because my body is still pretty trim and I'm relatively healthy, but what makes me feel old is the fact that I'm at the age where just the mere fact that I wake up in the morning means that I'm having a good day. Given the average ages in my family I could have more than another 10 years of going to sleep every night wondering if its the last time I'll do it. I'm not sure I can bear it. I've been so active and it has all gone.
Sorry to be morbid. :cry:
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
think the moral of the story is to try and do regular exercise when you get into our 40/ 50's
the last 3 years been doing regular running between the months of March to October struggle in the winter months tho
feeling alot fitter now than 15 years ago so much so might try and play in the baseball league again this summer !
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
Being positive, what I can do now that I couldn't do when I was younger is play the guitar and write better - which is all down to time and practice.
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
Put one hand on a wall or railings and leap over
Tried doing it a couple of years ago and realised my bottle had gone
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I'm 61, and if I say so myself, still fairly fit and strong. I've remained pretty much at the same weight I was when I was in my late-20s.
Anyway, about a month ago, I was watching a random YouTube video on some teenager pulling off some 'parkour' stunts and was thinking to myself... "Bloody 'ell, I couldn't do any of that".
However, just to test myself, I thought I'd try a handstand against the living room wall. I'm still reasonably strong in the arms and thought I'd be able to do it.....FAILED each time! :facepalm: :hehe:
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xsnaggle
People who know me all think I'm a lot younger than I actually am because my body is still pretty trim and I'm relatively healthy, but what makes me feel old is the fact that I'm at the age where just the mere fact that I wake up in the morning means that I'm having a good day. Given the average ages in my family I could have more than another 10 years of going to sleep every night wondering if its the last time I'll do it. I'm not sure I can bear it. I've been so active and it has all gone.
Sorry to be morbid. :cry:
Sorry to hear you’re struggling mate. I think people underestimate how hard it is to grow older as a man and the fact you can’t do what you used to. I know we’re joking about it now but it is a real issue.
Accepting that getting older is something out of our control is helpful, doesn’t make it any less difficult though.
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Fit into xl shirts !
I am a big fella but blimey ......
Re: What can't you do now that you used to be able to when younger
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TWGL1
My advice is as above , do about one hours exercise about four times a week ( walking , running , or cycling ) and eat your final meal about two hours before bedtime.
Why this
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MOZZER2
think the moral of the story is to try and do regular exercise when you get into our 40/ 50's
the last 3 years been doing regular running between the months of March to October struggle in the winter months tho
feeling alot fitter now than 15 years ago so much so might try and play in the baseball league again this summer !
I'd amend that to do regular exercise, no matter how young you are.
I was only 44 when I had a stroke. :cry:
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bobh
I'd amend that to do regular exercise, no matter how young you are.
I was only 44 when I had a stroke. :cry:
That's bad
My mates wife had a stroke at 60
Blind , totally bed ridden now
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WJ99mobile
Why this
Helps you cut down on snacks watching evening TV ,gives a longer time between breakfast ( burning more calories) and is good for acid reflux. It helps with a better sleep pattern.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...ime-for-dinner
