Slaphead

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

There's this new Phenomenon on Tick Tock, old Benny Hill sketches, where he slaps that old short bald bloke on the head several times. It's huge at the moment, all the youngsters are at it.

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Tick Tock :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Heathblue

Tick Tock :hehe:

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I'm down with the kids....

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Oh no you don't.

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Oh yes he does.

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Originally Posted by delmbox

you're doing great, and criminally undervalued, work on this thread mate and I want you to know I appreciate it

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Your comments are much appreciated :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Signed picture, well my wife got it for me actually, i was too nervous.

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*laughing*

Understanding wife, she's a keeper.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

*laughing*

Understanding wife, she's a keeper.

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She's great, she doesn't mind me dedicating the box room to Linda, or me occasionally calling her Linda etc.....

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

She's great, she doesn't mind me dedicating the box room to Linda, or me occasionally calling her Linda etc.....

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She understands every man should have a healthy hobby.

It's better than being in the attic with a train models and set.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

She understands every man should have a healthy hobby.

It's better than being in the attic with a train models and set.

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Yup, those people are just weird, not healthy......

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Yup, those people are just weird, not healthy......

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There's a number of unhealthy hobbies in my narrow, blinkered world which some people enjoy, off the top of my head...

Train and plane spotters,
People who keep reptiles, snakes, lizards and shiit,
Those who do battle re-enactments who perhaps dress up in garb from the English Civil War,
People over 18 that do Lego,
Adults who are still devoted to their favourite pop heroes they had as a kid, I'm thinking Shakies here, devotees to Shakin Stevens.

Still waanking over Lindy Lu appears to me to be quite normal. You knock yourself out and enjoy butt.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

There's a number of unhealthy hobbies in my narrow, blinkered world which some people enjoy, off the top of my head...

Train and plane spotters,
People who keep reptiles, snakes, lizards and shiit,
Those who do battle re-enactments who perhaps dress up in garb from the English Civil War,
People over 18 that do Lego,
Adults who are still devoted to their favourite pop heroes they had as a kid, I'm thinking Shakies here, devotees to Shakin Stevens.

Still waanking over Lindy Lu appears to me to be quite normal. You knock yourself out and enjoy butt.

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Your last sentence illustrates the important of commas.....

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

There's a number of unhealthy hobbies in my narrow, blinkered world which some people enjoy, off the top of my head...

Train and plane spotters,
People who keep reptiles, snakes, lizards and shiit,
Those who do battle re-enactments who perhaps dress up in garb from the English Civil War,
People over 18 that do Lego,
Adults who are still devoted to their favourite pop heroes they had as a kid, I'm thinking Shakies here, devotees to Shakin Stevens.

Still waanking over Lindy Lu appears to me to be quite normal. You knock yourself out and enjoy butt.

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Thanks Buddy, i knew that you'd get it, you're a thinking man and understand the finer things in life. I'll add one to your list, blokes in their 50s getting all clobbered up to watch the football, it's not a good look, especially when they're dripping with labels and have the body of an inflated boiled egg.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Thanks Buddy, i knew that you'd get it, you're a thinking man and understand the finer things in life. I'll add one to your list, blokes in their 50s getting all clobbered up to watch the football, it's not a good look, especially when they're dripping with labels and have the body of an inflated boiled egg.

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100%, I've mentioned this before and can't believe I've left it out.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

100%, I've mentioned this before and can't believe I've left it out.

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I'm going to sound like an arse now, although it's not meant that way.o much of this designer stuff is shit, take barbour for example, their stuff is crap now. I get that they probably wanted to expand their customer base, but it seems cheap and poorly made compared to thirty years ago. the leading brands do a 'value' range now, boss is one of them, and it's awful stuff, and it looks cheap. and if people think i'm a bit of a twat for saying as much then they can get ****ed :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I'm going to sound like an arse now, although it's not meant that way.o much of this designer stuff is shit, take barbour for example, their stuff is crap now. I get that they probably wanted to expand their customer base, but it seems cheap and poorly made compared to thirty years ago. the leading brands do a 'value' range now, boss is one of them, and it's awful stuff, and it looks cheap. and if people think i'm a bit of a twat for saying as much then they can get ****ed :thumbup:

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You know how crap the quality must be when you can walk into a Sports Direct and it's awash with CP Company, Boss and Barbour. I assume every label is out sourced to the far east due to costs?

To think I used to waste a fair chunk of my time looking and buying similar stuff.

Nothing beats a 50+ aged bloke wearing Stone Island, fuelled by beak and acting like Tommy Johnson from Football Factory.

That's reminded me, Danny Dyers new film is out which will inspire 50+ year old knobbers everywhere.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

You know how crap the quality must be when you can walk into a Sports Direct and it's awash with CP Company, Boss and Barbour. I assume every label is out sourced to the far east due to costs?

To think I used to waste a fair chunk of my time looking and buying similar stuff.

Nothing beats a 50+ aged bloke wearing Stone Island, fuelled by beak and acting like Tommy Johnson from Football Factory.

That's reminded me, Danny Dyers new film is out which will inspire 50+ year old knobbers everywhere.

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they always get the adidas trainers wrong, i have a rule, no more than two colours on a pair of classic trainers, if so, then i'm not wearing them. some of the colours Adidas knock out now are hideous. i don't get geared up anymore, i look like a bigger twat than i already am, and there's nothing worse than on old face (my face) on the end of a load of shit designer clobber.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

they always get the adidas trainers wrong, i have a rule, no more than two colours on a pair of classic trainers, if so, then i'm not wearing them. some of the colours Adidas knock out now are hideous. i don't get geared up anymore, i look like a bigger twat than i already am, and there's nothing worse than on old face (my face) on the end of a load of shit designer clobber.

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Like you, I can't be fuucked.

You're right about Adidas, fuuck knows what colour designer they got going on. Some of the colour schemes are like doing magic mushrooms.

Each to their own mind, but frothing at the mouth because you want the new Adidas Spezial daps or jacket named after a reservoir in Lancashire isn't for me.