Slaphead

[fingers]

Anyone else noticed the latest spate of a goal scorers head getting a good slapping from their congratulating team mates. Is it to make up for the reduced headers now allowed on the training ground? If I was slapped repeatedly on the head after putting my team in front I’d knock the fecker out mun.

[Tuerto]

There's this new Phenomenon on Tick Tock, old Benny Hill sketches, where he slaps that old short bald bloke on the head several times. It's huge at the moment, all the youngsters are at it.

[J R Hartley]

There's this new Phenomenon on Tick Tock, old Benny Hill sketches, where he slaps that old short bald bloke on the head several times. It's huge at the moment, all the youngsters are at it.

Reminiscent of the old you’ve been tangoed slap. Also, I remember kids going around pulling someone’s cheek and shouting BEEEEANS.

[Tuerto]

Reminiscent of the old you’ve been tangoed slap. Also, I remember kids going around pulling someone’s cheek and shouting BEEEEANS.

I actually made my story up, i'm a bit strange like that.... Yeah, remember that Tango shit? it was on the news and all that, kids just whacking each other, teachers etc Didn't they have to remove the advert, or the orange character had to stop slapping people?

[lincoln blue]

There's this new Phenomenon on Tick Tock, old Benny Hill sketches, where he slaps that old short bald bloke on the head several times. It's huge at the moment, all the youngsters are at it.

I'm a slaphead and was at some pantomime or other at The Pavillion Theatre Glasgow about 25 years ago when the panto policemen and the audience took great pleasure when the policemen came down to the front row of the stalls and started assaulting my head with their (plastic) truncheons.
Even my young son nearly wet himself laughing, I was laughing too but thinking hiss of you pair of top hats.
Oh yes I did!

[Tuerto]

I'm a slaphead and was at some pantomime or other at The Pavillion Theatre Glasgow about 25 years ago when the panto policemen and the audience took great pleasure when the policemen came down to the front row of the stalls and started assaulting my head with their (plastic) truncheons.
Even my young son nearly wet himself laughing, I was laughing too but thinking hiss of you pair of top hats.
Oh yes I did!

That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

[Dorcus]

That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

But she wasn't a slaphead.

[Tuerto]

But she wasn't a slaphead.

Linda had lovely hair.

[Dorcus]

Linda had lovely hair.

But I like to fantasize maybe smooth in places

[splott parker]

Linda had lovely hair.

You can’t spell pair

[MacAdder]

That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

Oh no we don't.

[Jordi Culé]

That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

When you say "did it for me"?

[The Bloop]

That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

I doubt she did anything for you, as her husband Sam Kane was appearing in the same panto.
My panto anecdote is that I was once sat behind a well known message board owner watching a show at the New Theatre. I believe his daughter was one of the dancers.

[MacAdder]

I doubt she did anything for you, as her husband Sam Kane was appearing in the same panto.
My panto anecdote is that I was once sat behind a well known message board owner watching a show at the New Theatre. I believe his daughter was one of the dancers.

Oh no you weren't

[Tuerto]

I doubt she did anything for you, as her husband Sam Kane was appearing in the same panto.
My panto anecdote is that I was once sat behind a well known message board owner watching a show at the New Theatre. I believe his daughter was one of the dancers.

We can't all mix with celebrities.

[MacAdder]

We can't all mix with celebrities.

Oh yes we can

[Tuerto]

When you say "did it for me"?

Signed picture, well my wife got it for me actually, i was too nervous.

[Tuerto]

You can’t spell pair

Remember the days of page 3 pictures all over factory walls and the like. I always enjoyed the accompanying article which went along the lines of "Suzi loves politics and would like nothing more than world peace" I always thought it was a nice touch.

[The Bloop]

Remember the days of page 3 pictures all over factory walls and the like. I always enjoyed the accompanying article which went along the lines of "Suzi loves politics and would like nothing more than world peace" I always thought it was a nice touch.

https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?feature=shared

[Tuerto]

https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?feature=shared

Liz Truss taking notes....

[Alan Lung]

I don't understand this thread at all. My wife has a shaved fanny if that helps.

[Tuerto]

I don't understand this thread at all. My wife has a shaved fanny if that helps.

My Boss noticed that i had shaved the other morning, he said that if i want to keep my job then i'll have to keep my pants on.

[delmbox]

Oh yes we can

you're doing great, and criminally undervalued, work on this thread mate and I want you to know I appreciate it

[Tuerto]

you're doing great, and criminally undervalued, work on this thread mate and I want you to know I appreciate it

Oh no you don't.

[splott parker]

I don't understand this thread at all. My wife has a shaved fanny if that helps.

Ah memories, I remember her when she had a Kate Bush.