Gareth Bale comes out of retirement and signs for Wrexham?

I see Ryan Reynolds this afternoon has chipped in by offering tongue in cheek to build Gareth his own Golf course ⛳️ if he signs !!!
Wood he be persuaded?
Money surely isn’t the only driver?
Any links anyone 👍

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Originally Posted by Sunnysideup

I see Ryan Reynolds this afternoon has chipped in by offering tongue in cheek to build Gareth his own Golf course ⛳️ if he signs !!!
Wood he be persuaded?
Money surely isn’t the only driver?
Any links anyone ��

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He didn't.

He tweeted he'd shave a golf course on the Other Guys back.

Get the cute story right.

I did say tongue in cheek logic and it’s yet more free publicity
I see ladbrokes have priced Bale signing for Wrexham at 7/2
This story is going to run and run all summer

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Originally Posted by Sunnysideup

I did say tongue in cheek logic and it’s yet more free publicity
I see ladbrokes have priced Bale signing for Wrexham at 7/2
This story is going to run and run all summer

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Story is all about the owners, not the club. The club is just the backstory.
You miss the point it could be any club, Wrexham weren't first choice.

Bookies are pricing something people have probably enquired about.

Let the story run all summer, other clubs get on with their preparation.

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Originally Posted by logic

Story is all about the owners, not the club. The club is just the backstory.
You miss the point it could be any club, Wrexham weren't first choice.

Bookies are pricing something people have probably enquired about.

Let the story run all summer, other clubs get on with their preparation.

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I think it’s mostly tongue in cheek.

Wrexham have said they have already started discussing targets, good luck to them.

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Originally Posted by The Lone Gunman

Indeed. It’s almost as daft as the notion that anybody would visit Malaysia because they see that suggestion plastered across the front of a football shirt. But not quite.

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:hehe:

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Originally Posted by Divine Wright

They are personable, attend matches, go to the local pubs. They buy into the heritage of the club.

Tan is literally the complete opposite.

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Exactly...there isn't a wrexham fan that wouldn't kiss the feet of Ryan and Rob...you could hardly find a city fan that wouldn't piss on Tan's

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Originally Posted by Divine Wright

They are personable, attend matches, go to the local pubs. They buy into the heritage of the club.

Tan is literally the complete opposite.

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Exactly and if the arrogant slug had an ounce of humility he’d watch and learn

Several ardent Wrexham fans have had tattoos of Ryan and Rob permanently inked on their bodies
I can’t see a Cardiff fan having a Tat of Vinny long Trousers lol 😂

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

How can coaches who have hardly played improve players and teams who are at that level?

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Because coaching and playing are two different things.

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Originally Posted by City123

Because coaching and playing are two different things.

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I see, so ability has nothing to do with it.

Jose Mourinhio never played

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Originally Posted by Sunnysideup

Jose Mourinhio never played

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I know how to run a perfect 100m race, I am just lacking the technique, coordination and general ability, and it would show on the track. Somebody who possesses those attributes is always going to make me look inferior.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

I know how to run a perfect 100m race, I am just lacking the technique, coordination and general ability, and it would show on the track. Somebody who possesses those attributes is always going to make me look inferior.

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I'm curious..how would you in theory run a perfect 100m?...and don't reply "by winning"

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Originally Posted by Sunnysideup

Jose Mourinhio never played

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Nor Wenger.

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Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK

I'm curious..how would you in theory run a perfect 100m?...and don't reply "by winning"

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I would utilise my superior attributes if I possessed them.

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Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK

Exactly...there isn't a wrexham fan that wouldn't kiss the feet of Ryan and Rob...you could hardly find a city fan that wouldn't piss on Tan's

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Gullible mugs fall for actors acting shocker.

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Originally Posted by Sunnysideup

If Gareth Bale signs for Wrexham the club would be headline news globally every week

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This is possibly one of the most bizarre statements this board has witnessed.

Lead story in the Antalya Advertiser... ‘Bale Hits Winner Against Harrogate’, meanwhile in other news two thousand made homeless in Turkish earthquake.

Hold the front page in The Eritrea Echo... ‘Gareth the Great Scores Scorcher Against Newport County’, page two snippet about another possible Ethiopian famine.

You’re getting carried away, ‘headline news globally, every week’, get real:hehe:

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Originally Posted by splott parker

This is possibly one of the most bizarre statements this board has witnessed.

Lead story in the Antalya Advertiser... ‘Bale Hits Winner Against Harrogate’, meanwhile in other news two thousand made homeless in Turkish earthquake.

Hold the front page in The Eritrea Echo... ‘Gareth the Great Scores Scorcher Against Newport County’, page two snippet about another possible Ethiopian famine.

You’re getting carried away, ‘headline news globally, every week’, get real:hehe:

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Did you not see the latest headline news about Cristiano Ronaldo in the Gabon Gazette today?

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

I see, so ability has nothing to do with it.

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Eh? You can be a good coach without being a good player, much in the same way not all players are good coaches. They're different skillsets.

Bale was a world class player, one of the best of his generation, I don't think it's particularly controversial to say that his awareness, touch, positioning etc would be on another level to that of League 2 players.

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Originally Posted by logic

Gullible mugs fall for actors acting shocker.

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Gareth used to live around the corner from me, and this story is wacky enough that is just might appeal to him. Watch this space :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

I would utilise my superior attributes if I possessed them.

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well! you can't run for shit ...so what are these attributes? are you clark kent ?

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Originally Posted by City123

Eh? You can be a good coach without being a good player, much in the same way not all players are good coaches. They're different skillsets.

Bale was a world class player, one of the best of his generation, I don't think it's particularly controversial to say that his awareness, touch, positioning etc would be on another level to that of League 2 players.

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It's not like the League 2 players don't know how to do what Bale does, they just lack the skill and ability that Bale possesses.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

It's not like the League 2 players don't know how to do what Bale does, they just lack the skill and ability that Bale possesses.

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They do however have the mobility he now lacks.

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Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK

well! you can't run for shit ...so what are these attributes? are you clark kent ?

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Silly comment, I was on the sprint team at school, and I was always one of the fastest players in the football teams I played for. However, the top class sprinters are an entirely different level as they possess vastly superior attributes.