Gareth Bale comes out of retirement and signs for Wrexham?

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I did say tongue in cheek logic and it’s yet more free publicity
I see ladbrokes have priced Bale signing for Wrexham at 7/2
This story is going to run and run all summer

Story is all about the owners, not the club. The club is just the backstory.
You miss the point it could be any club, Wrexham weren't first choice.

Bookies are pricing something people have probably enquired about.

Let the story run all summer, other clubs get on with their preparation.