Are bank runs and financial contagion incoming?

And here is Wales-Bales at his least slippery:

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

Is it happening then? It's not a tricky question to answer.

I say no. What about you?

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Look, the Prime Minister, sorry, I mean Wales Bales has been very clear about this.

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

Is it happening then? It's not a tricky question to answer.

I say no. What about you?

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

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There's the confirmation. It's happening!

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Originally Posted by Tito Fuente

Look, the Prime Minister, sorry, I mean Wales Bales has been very clear about this.

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I'm listening in on a conference call with global financial experts and none of them are as confident as you and Cyril!

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Originally Posted by Tito Fuente

There's the confirmation. It's happening!

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The thing is that in his head he thinks he is being clever rather than pathetic.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

I'm listening in on a conference call with global financial experts and none of them are as confident as you and Cyril!

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Just like your good self, I haven't given an opinion.

The difference is that you have been asked for yours dozens of times and you've dodged each one like they were bullets, haven't you Neo? :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

I'm listening in on a conference call with global financial experts and none of them are as confident as you and Cyril!

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Old school chums?

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

The thing is that in his head he thinks he is being clever rather than pathetic.

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I genuinely don't think that he does think he's being clever.

It's just a diversion tactic because he knows he doesn't have any answers.

You're right about it being pathetic though.

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

Old school chums?

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:hehe:

There seems to have been a number of coincidence theories surrounding the SVB collapse and I'm guessing that all roads lead to CBDC, so I hope the usual suspects enjoy Cyril's little BLIP

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

There seems to have been a number of coincidence theories surrounding the SVB collapse and I'm guessing that all roads lead to CBDC, so I hope the usual suspects enjoy Cyril's little BLIP

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It seems that you value attention above personal ridicule. Nevertheless here is today's idiot savant exam question.

Q1

a) List all the coincidence theories surrounding the collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank. In doing so explain what a coincidence theory is and give your source material for each (10 marks)

b) Using guesses, explain how this means all roads lead to CeeBeebies or similar (5 marks)

c) Using only clarity with no dissembling, ambiguity or cowardice confirm that this is the start of the the great banking meltdown as you previously gave multiple warnings of in 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread? (10 marks)

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

It seems that you value attention above personal ridicule. Nevertheless here is today's idiot savant exam question.

Q1

a) List all the coincidence theories surrounding the collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank. In doing so explain what a coincidence theory is and give your source material for each (10 marks)

b) Using guesses, explain how this means all roads lead to CeeBeebies or similar (5 marks)

c) Using only clarity with no dissembling, ambiguity or cowardice confirm that this is the start of the the great banking meltdown as you previously gave multiple warnings of in 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread? (10 marks)

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I can't be bothered to set a special exam paper just for the Teletubbies! :biggrin:

Feel like HSBC have got themselves a very good deal out of this. They've essentially picked up a solvent bank with a very extreme 'short term cashflow problem' for £1. Looks like good business to me

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

I can't be bothered to set a special exam paper just for the Teletubbies! :biggrin:

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Who's asking you to set an exam?

Why don't you answer the questions and throw it in Cyril's face? It would be quicker & easier than deflecting all of the time.

You could even contact a professor from Harvard Business School to back up your assertions :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by Tito Fuente

Who's asking you to set an exam?

Why don't you answer the questions and throw it in Cyril's face? It would be quicker & easier than deflecting all of the time.

You could even contact a professor from Harvard Business School to back up your assertions :biggrin:

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I was a little impressed that he had learned to use coloured crayons when posting this morning, so the baby steps of backing up anything he smugly posts with any kind of substance or perceived personal risk could be asking a bit too much.

Credit Suisse next up to experience a Cyril BLIP™ ... ?

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Credit Suisse next up to experience a Cyril BLIP™ ... ?

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You tell us, you're the expert :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Credit Suisse next up to experience a Cyril BLIP™ ... ?

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Crikey, so is it the start of the the great banking meltdown as you previously gave multiple warnings of in 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread?

When replying, try to reference The First Republic Bank and all those US regional banks that saw a massive drop in share price yesterday, a massive surge today and a massive increase in Warren Buffet's wealth in your answer.

Oh forgot, use as many crayons and different colours of plastecene that you have on your table as you like in reply!

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

I was a little impressed that he had learned to use coloured crayons when posting this morning, so the baby steps of backing up anything he smugly posts with any kind of substance or perceived personal risk could be asking a bit too much.

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It's always worth a try. He could surprise us one day and post something that isn't a deflection or is vaguely sensical and relevant to the discussion.

I have hope I young, D. He went to school with Leonardo Da Vinci & Nikola Tesla - so I'm sure that he's capable of the above if he puts his mind to it.

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Originally Posted by Tito Fuente

It's always worth a try. He could surprise us one day and post something that isn't a deflection or is vaguely sensical and relevant to the discussion.

I have hope I young, D. He went to school with Leonardo Da Vinci & Nikola Tesla - so I'm sure that he's capable of the above if he puts his mind to it.

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Never in the field of ccmb was so little said in so many posts by such a number of multis.

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Originally Posted by Tito Fuente

It's always worth a try. He could surprise us one day and post something that isn't a deflection or is vaguely sensical and relevant to the discussion.

I have hope I young, D. He went to school with Leonardo Da Vinci & Nikola Tesla - so I'm sure that he's capable of the above if he puts his mind to it.

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Teletubbies...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...Leonardo....Da Vinci.... Code....Tesla....Musk.....Fauci Files.

You are a dot joiner extraodinaire and I am not worthy!

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Originally Posted by lardy

Never in the field of ccmb was so little said in so many posts by such a number of multis.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwY9y6O3hw

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

Teletubbies...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...Leonardo....Da Vinci.... Code....Tesla....Musk.....Fauci Files.

You are a dot joiner extraodinaire and I am not worthy!

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That's because I work for MI50 - the bestest, most secretest MI that there is.

You wouldn't have heard of it.

Moody’s cuts outlook on U.S. banking system to negative, citing ‘rapidly deteriorating operating environment’

Moody’s Investors Service cut its view on the entire banking system to negative from stable.


The big three rating firm cited a ”‘rapidly deteriorating operating environment” despite regulators’ efforts to shore up the industry.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/14/mood...vironment.html

The Cyril BLIP is back! :yikes:

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Moody’s cuts outlook on U.S. banking system to negative, citing ‘rapidly deteriorating operating environment’

Moody’s Investors Service cut its view on the entire banking system to negative from stable.


The big three rating firm cited a ”‘rapidly deteriorating operating environment” despite regulators’ efforts to shore up the industry.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/14/mood...vironment.html

The Cyril BLIP is back! :yikes:

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Gosh, you sound almost excited

So for clarity, is it the start of the the great banking meltdown as you previously gave multiple warnings of in 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread?

You see, every time you post something it will come back to the hubris you are shit scared to back up. Yet every time you don't you look even more stupid.

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

Gosh, you sound almost excited

So for clarity, is it the start of the the great banking meltdown as you previously gave multiple warnings of in 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread?

You see, every time you post something it will come back to the hubris you are shit scared to back up. Yet every time you don't you look even more stupid.

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I refer you to Moody's, one of the Big 3 rating agencies.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

I refer you to Moody's, one of the Big 3 rating agencies.

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Thanks, but this is about you stating that this is the start of the the great banking meltdown as you previously gave multiple warnings of in 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread. Now that Moody's, one of the Big 3 rating agencies has cited a ”‘rapidly deteriorating operating environment” surely you must be able to pronounce to the Board how you were right about this all along.

I still think this will be managed out and it is feck all to do with a WEF conspiracy theory but come on, man up!

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Moody’s cuts outlook on U.S. banking system to negative, citing ‘rapidly deteriorating operating environment’

Moody’s Investors Service cut its view on the entire banking system to negative from stable.


The big three rating firm cited a ”‘rapidly deteriorating operating environment” despite regulators’ efforts to shore up the industry.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/14/mood...vironment.html

The Cyril BLIP is back! :yikes:

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You've made quite the glaring error in your post.

You've only used red to colour in the word "BLIP".

Where is the yellow, green & purple?

Have the crayons worn down to a nub?

My name is Bond, Junk Bond.

Lehman Brothers + Cyril Blip = Credit Suisse?

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

Thanks, but this is about you stating that this is the start of the the great banking meltdown as you previously gave multiple warnings of in 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread. Now that Moody's, one of the Big 3 rating agencies has cited a ”‘rapidly deteriorating operating environment” surely you must be able to pronounce to the Board how you were right about this all along.

I still think this will be managed out and it is feck all to do with a WEF conspiracy theory but come on, man up!

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Did you not see that he's referred you to Moody's to get an answer from him?

Learn how to read, Cyril.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

My name is Bond, Junk Bond.

Lehman Brothers + Cyril Blip = Credit Suisse?

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It's getting beyond pathetic now. Come on D. Sally might be reading this and maybe it's not too late to impress her!

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

It's getting beyond pathetic now. Come on D. Sally might be reading this and maybe it's not too late to impress her!

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I have to say - I admire how hard he is trying to make 'Cyril Blip" a catchphrase :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Tito Fuente

I have to say - I admire how hard he is trying to make 'Cyril Blip" a catchphrase :hehe:

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Organ Morgan, for all his sins, can read a room and know when to fold em.. Despite Gluey's ever more desparate attempts to suck him in with Tellytubby stuff, he;s hanging out to dry.

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I have to say - I admire how hard he is trying to make 'Cyril Blip" a catchphrase :hehe:

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Just having some fun with Cyril "Blippy" Evans.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

Just having some fun with Cyril "Blippy" Evans.

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IF you had the self awareness and its a massive IF you would surely see how ****ing stupid you look in your juvenile attempts to deflect, do you ever actually say anything? surely its time for a time out AGAIN

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Originally Posted by Packerman

IF you had the self awareness and its a massive IF you would surely see how ****ing stupid you look in your juvenile attempts to deflect, do you ever actually say anything? surely its time for a time out AGAIN

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Who rattled your cage?

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IF you had the self awareness and its a massive IF you would surely see how ****ing stupid you look in your juvenile attempts to deflect, do you ever actually say anything? surely its time for a time out AGAIN

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Here is Gluey's self-congratulatory original post.

I would hope so, as I posted multiple warnings in the 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread, and I wouldn't want to be known as a "conspiracy theorist", so yeah, the bigger the crash the better as far as I am concerned!

And here are the 21 responses in this thread to date to my ask for him to confirm that he thought this was the beginning of the Great Reset meltdown.

1. And don't forget when the CBDC are forced upon us you will go down as being the biggest idiot in CCMB history!!
2. South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem explains why she vetoed a central bank digital currency bill
3. People should be watching the GSIB's and not listening to clueless Cyril's BS.
4. Meanwhile the Lineker thread is on 19 pages, anything to keep the Teletubbies distracted
5. After the Russia collusion hoax and Hunter's laptop, we now have SVB is merely a hiccup. Thank you Cyril for keeping us constantly entertained
6. It started out with a blip, how did it end up like this? It was only a blip. Warning of 'existential threat' to UK tech sector after failure of Silicon Valley Bank in the US
7. I'm taking my deckchair and sleeping bag down to Barclays Bank, so I can be first in the queue tomorrow to get my money out!
8. There's a Greggs next door, so it's all good.
9. You've already told us that it's only a tiny blip, so I've just booked a 1-year around-the-world luxury cruise on the strength of your advice
10. We haven't done the redo yet!
11. A quick update from outside the bank. I'm positioned around 350 in the queue, and some people have got pitchforks. It should be an exciting day, with lot's of stories to tell the grandkids. I just hope they don't run out of cash! Best wishes to Lardy & Cyril, who will probably be watching reruns of the Teletubbies on TV.
12. Some US banking stocks took a tumble. What's the next size up from a blip?
13. We are witnessing history in the making, Biden just walked out of a press conference ignoring all economic questions
14. Now is not the time for jokes!
15. Charles Schwab trading halted.
16. I thought you said Biden had this blip under control?
17. I'm listening in on a conference call with global financial experts and none of them are as confident as you and Cyril!
18. There seems to have been a number of coincidence theories surrounding the SVB collapse and I'm guessing that all roads lead to CBDC, so I hope the usual suspects enjoy Cyril's little BLIP
19. I can't be bothered to set a special exam paper just for the Teletubbies!
20. I refer you to Moody's, one of the Big 3 rating agencies.
21. My name is Bond, Junk Bond. Lehman Brothers + Cyril Blip = Credit Suisse?

Sorry, but how you can conclude that he is engaging in juvenile attempts to deflect is frankly, breathtaking!

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

Here is Gluey's self-congratulatory original post.

I would hope so, as I posted multiple warnings in the 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread, and I wouldn't want to be known as a "conspiracy theorist", so yeah, the bigger the crash the better as far as I am concerned!

And here are the 21 responses in this thread to date to my ask for him to confirm that he thought this was the beginning of the Great Reset meltdown.

1. And don't forget when the CBDC are forced upon us you will go down as being the biggest idiot in CCMB history!!
2. South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem explains why she vetoed a central bank digital currency bill
3. People should be watching the GSIB's and not listening to clueless Cyril's BS.
4. Meanwhile the Lineker thread is on 19 pages, anything to keep the Teletubbies distracted
5. After the Russia collusion hoax and Hunter's laptop, we now have SVB is merely a hiccup. Thank you Cyril for keeping us constantly entertained
6. It started out with a blip, how did it end up like this? It was only a blip. Warning of 'existential threat' to UK tech sector after failure of Silicon Valley Bank in the US
7. I'm taking my deckchair and sleeping bag down to Barclays Bank, so I can be first in the queue tomorrow to get my money out!
8. There's a Greggs next door, so it's all good.
9. You've already told us that it's only a tiny blip, so I've just booked a 1-year around-the-world luxury cruise on the strength of your advice
10. We haven't done the redo yet!
11. A quick update from outside the bank. I'm positioned around 350 in the queue, and some people have got pitchforks. It should be an exciting day, with lot's of stories to tell the grandkids. I just hope they don't run out of cash! Best wishes to Lardy & Cyril, who will probably be watching reruns of the Teletubbies on TV.
12. Some US banking stocks took a tumble. What's the next size up from a blip?
13. We are witnessing history in the making, Biden just walked out of a press conference ignoring all economic questions
14. Now is not the time for jokes!
15. Charles Schwab trading halted.
16. I thought you said Biden had this blip under control?
17. I'm listening in on a conference call with global financial experts and none of them are as confident as you and Cyril!
18. There seems to have been a number of coincidence theories surrounding the SVB collapse and I'm guessing that all roads lead to CBDC, so I hope the usual suspects enjoy Cyril's little BLIP
19. I can't be bothered to set a special exam paper just for the Teletubbies!
20. I refer you to Moody's, one of the Big 3 rating agencies.
21. My name is Bond, Junk Bond. Lehman Brothers + Cyril Blip = Credit Suisse?

Sorry, but how you can conclude that he is engaging in juvenile attempts to deflect is frankly, breathtaking!

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Blippy Evans has officially lost the plot!

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Blippy Evans has officially lost the plot!

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Looks like this is the closest we are going to get to you confirming a meltdown