It seems that you value attention above personal ridicule. Nevertheless here is today's idiot savant exam question.
Q1
a) List all the coincidence theories surrounding the collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank. In doing so explain what a coincidence theory is and give your source material for each (10 marks)
b) Using guesses, explain how this means all roads lead to CeeBeebies or similar (5 marks)
c) Using only clarity with no dissembling, ambiguity or cowardice confirm that this is the start of the the great banking meltdown as you previously gave multiple warnings of in 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset thread? (10 marks)