I shop at matalan and peacocks and primark

That's why I am a hit with the ladies

When you say hit, when was the last time you had a bit of action?

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

That's why I am shit with the ladies

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FYP (Fixed Your Post)

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Originally Posted by valleys caveman

When you say hit, when was the last time you had a bit of action?

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Define the word 'action'.... :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

Define the word 'action'.... :hehe:

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As in Civil Action for harassment?

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Originally Posted by bobh

As in Civil Action for harassment?

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He's had plenty of action.....

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

He's had plenty of action.....

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Mothercare:biggrin:

He might linger inside Matalan, Peacocks and Primark but he's far too mean to make any purchases at them.

In his own words: "Why spend two quid on a matching vest and Y-fronts at Matalan when I can get a lightly stained pair for 25p at any charity shop?"

You looked dressed to kill in your Sabbath top yesterday mate :music:

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

He might linger inside Matalan, Peacocks and Primark but he's far too mean to make any purchases at them.

In his own words: "Why spend two quid on a matching vest and Y-fronts at Matalan when I can get a lightly stained pair for 25p at any charity shop?"

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Last time I was in Cowbridge I took some old clothes in to a charity shop there. As soon as I got in there Sludge was there waiting and as soon as I got to the counter he was there to empty my sack straight away. He grabbed a couple of pair of old kegs of mine, slammed a pound on the counter and off he went, happy as Larry with his precious new acquisitions.

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Originally Posted by Nick

As soon as I got in there Sludge was there waiting and as soon as I got to the counter he was there to empty my sack straight away.

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:hehe::puke:

His tightfistedness, along with persistent armpit BO, is why he can't pull any woman under 30 stone. I mean, no young maiden's going to allow him to whip her drawers off following a nosh-up at McDonalds. But however many times he's told the same thing he refuses to cough for a Wetherspoon fish supper.

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Originally Posted by insider

You looked dressed to kill in your Sabbath top yesterday mate :music:

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The ladies love metal

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

The ladies love metal

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:thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

He might linger inside Matalan, Peacocks and Primark but he's far too mean to make any purchases at them.



In his own words: "Why spend two quid on a matching vest and Y-fronts at Matalan when I can get a lightly stained pair for 25p at any charity shop?"

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Pounstretcher do some quality y fronts

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

His tightfistedness, along wioth persistent armpit BO, is why he can't pull any woman under 30 stone. I mean, no young maiden's going to allow him to whip her drawers off following a nosh-up at McDonalds. But however many times he's told the same thing he refuses to cough for a Wetherspoon fish supper.

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I was with a lady at harvesters Talbot green today as it happens

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I was with a lady at harvesters Talbot green today as it happens

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Did she know mate? :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I was with a lady at harvesters Talbot green today as it happens

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They’re called waitresses mate.

Isn't Harvesting young ladies illegal

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Originally Posted by Nick

Last time I was in Cowbridge I took some old clothes in to a charity shop there. As soon as I got in there Sludge was there waiting and as soon as I got to the counter he was there to empty my sack straight away. He grabbed a couple of pair of old kegs of mine, slammed a pound on the counter and off he went, happy as Larry with his precious new acquisitions.

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Not even Sludge would be that desperate surely?

The women I've seen him knock about with were all real big lumps. I wouldn't fancy my chances with any of them in a tug of war for the last sausage roll in a Greggs shop.

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

The women I've seen him knock about with were all real big lumps. I wouldn't fancy my chances with any of them in a tug of war for the last sausage roll in a Greggs shop.

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Does that mean they are not nice? just wondering as I was in the 'big lump' category myself not so long ago. :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

Does that mean they are not nice? just wondering as I was in the 'big lump' category myself not so long ago. :hehe:

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But then you decided to make an effort......











:hehe:

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

But then you decided to make an effort......

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:hehe: Thanks for that, bitch.

As a female, I find these kinds of threads very derogatory.

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

As a female, I find these kinds of threads very derogatory.

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Threads about shops? :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

As a female, I find these kinds of threads very derogatory.

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And yet nobody made you read it. They're very easy to avoid if you so wish.....

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Originally Posted by Tokyo Blue

And yet nobody made you read it. They're very easy to avoid if you so wish.....

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I shop at Peacocks and Primark, so naturally this thread caught my attention. I can't spend all of my time in the kitchen you know!

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Originally Posted by Wales-Bales

I shop at Peacocks and Primark, so naturally this thread caught my attention. I can't spend all of my time in the kitchen you know!

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A sturdy padlock will put that right! :thumbup: But the big question for me is, is it pronounced Pre-mark and Pry-mark?

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Originally Posted by Tokyo Blue

A sturdy padlock will put that right! :thumbup: But the big question for me is, is it pronounced Pre-mark and Pry-mark?

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That's what I have. :hehe:

Pre-mark imo.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Last time I was in Cowbridge I took some old clothes in to a charity shop there. As soon as I got in there Sludge was there waiting and as soon as I got to the counter he was there to empty my sack straight away. He grabbed a couple of pair of old kegs of mine, slammed a pound on the counter and off he went, happy as Larry with his precious new acquisitions.

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there is a time and a place and what two get up to behind closed doors is your own business

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

Not even Sludge would be that desperate surely?

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You ask him to deny it - He won't.

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Originally Posted by Nick

You ask him to deny it - He won't.

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I just assumed that Sludge’s rock god look wouldn’t be compatible with your little Lord Fauntleroy get up.

Then again it is Sludge I suppose....