Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
His tightfistedness, along wioth persistent armpit BO, is why he can't pull any woman under 30 stone. I mean, no young maiden's going to allow him to whip her drawers off following a nosh-up at McDonalds. But however many times he's told the same thing he refuses to cough for a Wetherspoon fish supper.
I was with a lady at harvesters Talbot green today as it happens