Slaphead

Anyone else noticed the latest spate of a goal scorers head getting a good slapping from their congratulating team mates. Is it to make up for the reduced headers now allowed on the training ground? If I was slapped repeatedly on the head after putting my team in front I’d knock the fecker out mun.

There's this new Phenomenon on Tick Tock, old Benny Hill sketches, where he slaps that old short bald bloke on the head several times. It's huge at the moment, all the youngsters are at it.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

There's this new Phenomenon on Tick Tock, old Benny Hill sketches, where he slaps that old short bald bloke on the head several times. It's huge at the moment, all the youngsters are at it.

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Reminiscent of the old you’ve been tangoed slap. Also, I remember kids going around pulling someone’s cheek and shouting BEEEEANS.

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Originally Posted by J R Hartley

Reminiscent of the old you’ve been tangoed slap. Also, I remember kids going around pulling someone’s cheek and shouting BEEEEANS.

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I actually made my story up, i'm a bit strange like that.... :hehe: Yeah, remember that Tango shit? it was on the news and all that, kids just whacking each other, teachers etc :hehe: Didn't they have to remove the advert, or the orange character had to stop slapping people?

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

There's this new Phenomenon on Tick Tock, old Benny Hill sketches, where he slaps that old short bald bloke on the head several times. It's huge at the moment, all the youngsters are at it.

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I'm a slaphead and was at some pantomime or other at The Pavillion Theatre Glasgow about 25 years ago when the panto policemen and the audience took great pleasure when the policemen came down to the front row of the stalls and started assaulting my head with their (plastic) truncheons.
Even my young son nearly wet himself laughing, I was laughing too but thinking hiss of you pair of top hats.
Oh yes I did!

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Originally Posted by lincoln blue

I'm a slaphead and was at some pantomime or other at The Pavillion Theatre Glasgow about 25 years ago when the panto policemen and the audience took great pleasure when the policemen came down to the front row of the stalls and started assaulting my head with their (plastic) truncheons.
Even my young son nearly wet himself laughing, I was laughing too but thinking hiss of you pair of top hats.
Oh yes I did!

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That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

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But she wasn't a slaphead.

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Originally Posted by Dorcus

But she wasn't a slaphead.

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Linda had lovely hair.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Linda had lovely hair.

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But I like to fantasize maybe smooth in places

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Linda had lovely hair.

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You can’t spell pair :hide:

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

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Oh no we don't.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

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When you say "did it for me"?

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

That's a great story, we need more Pantomime anecdotes on here. I saw Linda Lusardi at the New Theatre about 15 years ago, she was starting to tail off in terms of beauty, but she still did it for me.

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I doubt she did anything for you, as her husband Sam Kane was appearing in the same panto.
My panto anecdote is that I was once sat behind a well known message board owner watching a show at the New Theatre. I believe his daughter was one of the dancers.

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

I doubt she did anything for you, as her husband Sam Kane was appearing in the same panto.
My panto anecdote is that I was once sat behind a well known message board owner watching a show at the New Theatre. I believe his daughter was one of the dancers.

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Oh no you weren't :hide:

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

I doubt she did anything for you, as her husband Sam Kane was appearing in the same panto.
My panto anecdote is that I was once sat behind a well known message board owner watching a show at the New Theatre. I believe his daughter was one of the dancers.

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We can't all mix with celebrities.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

We can't all mix with celebrities.

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Oh yes we can :getscoat:

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

When you say "did it for me"?

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Signed picture, well my wife got it for me actually, i was too nervous.

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Originally Posted by splott parker

You can’t spell pair :hide:

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Remember the days of page 3 pictures all over factory walls and the like. I always enjoyed the accompanying article which went along the lines of "Suzi loves politics and would like nothing more than world peace" I always thought it was a nice touch.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Remember the days of page 3 pictures all over factory walls and the like. I always enjoyed the accompanying article which went along the lines of "Suzi loves politics and would like nothing more than world peace" I always thought it was a nice touch.

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https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?feature=shared

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Originally Posted by The Bloop

https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?feature=shared

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Liz Truss taking notes....

I don't understand this thread at all. My wife has a shaved fanny if that helps.

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Originally Posted by Alan Lung

I don't understand this thread at all. My wife has a shaved fanny if that helps.

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My Boss noticed that i had shaved the other morning, he said that if i want to keep my job then i'll have to keep my pants on.

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Originally Posted by MacAdder

Oh yes we can :getscoat:

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you're doing great, and criminally undervalued, work on this thread mate and I want you to know I appreciate it

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Originally Posted by delmbox

you're doing great, and criminally undervalued, work on this thread mate and I want you to know I appreciate it

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Oh no you don't.

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Originally Posted by Alan Lung

I don't understand this thread at all. My wife has a shaved fanny if that helps.

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Ah memories, I remember her when she had a Kate Bush.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

There's this new Phenomenon on Tick Tock, old Benny Hill sketches, where he slaps that old short bald bloke on the head several times. It's huge at the moment, all the youngsters are at it.

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Tick Tock :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Heathblue

Tick Tock :hehe:

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I'm down with the kids....

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Oh no you don't.

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Oh yes he does.

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Originally Posted by delmbox

you're doing great, and criminally undervalued, work on this thread mate and I want you to know I appreciate it

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Your comments are much appreciated :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Signed picture, well my wife got it for me actually, i was too nervous.

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*laughing*

Understanding wife, she's a keeper.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

*laughing*

Understanding wife, she's a keeper.

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She's great, she doesn't mind me dedicating the box room to Linda, or me occasionally calling her Linda etc.....

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

She's great, she doesn't mind me dedicating the box room to Linda, or me occasionally calling her Linda etc.....

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She understands every man should have a healthy hobby.

It's better than being in the attic with a train models and set.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

She understands every man should have a healthy hobby.

It's better than being in the attic with a train models and set.

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Yup, those people are just weird, not healthy......

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Yup, those people are just weird, not healthy......

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There's a number of unhealthy hobbies in my narrow, blinkered world which some people enjoy, off the top of my head...

Train and plane spotters,
People who keep reptiles, snakes, lizards and shiit,
Those who do battle re-enactments who perhaps dress up in garb from the English Civil War,
People over 18 that do Lego,
Adults who are still devoted to their favourite pop heroes they had as a kid, I'm thinking Shakies here, devotees to Shakin Stevens.

Still waanking over Lindy Lu appears to me to be quite normal. You knock yourself out and enjoy butt.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

There's a number of unhealthy hobbies in my narrow, blinkered world which some people enjoy, off the top of my head...

Train and plane spotters,
People who keep reptiles, snakes, lizards and shiit,
Those who do battle re-enactments who perhaps dress up in garb from the English Civil War,
People over 18 that do Lego,
Adults who are still devoted to their favourite pop heroes they had as a kid, I'm thinking Shakies here, devotees to Shakin Stevens.

Still waanking over Lindy Lu appears to me to be quite normal. You knock yourself out and enjoy butt.

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Your last sentence illustrates the important of commas.....

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

There's a number of unhealthy hobbies in my narrow, blinkered world which some people enjoy, off the top of my head...

Train and plane spotters,
People who keep reptiles, snakes, lizards and shiit,
Those who do battle re-enactments who perhaps dress up in garb from the English Civil War,
People over 18 that do Lego,
Adults who are still devoted to their favourite pop heroes they had as a kid, I'm thinking Shakies here, devotees to Shakin Stevens.

Still waanking over Lindy Lu appears to me to be quite normal. You knock yourself out and enjoy butt.

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Thanks Buddy, i knew that you'd get it, you're a thinking man and understand the finer things in life. I'll add one to your list, blokes in their 50s getting all clobbered up to watch the football, it's not a good look, especially when they're dripping with labels and have the body of an inflated boiled egg.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Thanks Buddy, i knew that you'd get it, you're a thinking man and understand the finer things in life. I'll add one to your list, blokes in their 50s getting all clobbered up to watch the football, it's not a good look, especially when they're dripping with labels and have the body of an inflated boiled egg.

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100%, I've mentioned this before and can't believe I've left it out.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

100%, I've mentioned this before and can't believe I've left it out.

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I'm going to sound like an arse now, although it's not meant that way.o much of this designer stuff is shit, take barbour for example, their stuff is crap now. I get that they probably wanted to expand their customer base, but it seems cheap and poorly made compared to thirty years ago. the leading brands do a 'value' range now, boss is one of them, and it's awful stuff, and it looks cheap. and if people think i'm a bit of a twat for saying as much then they can get ****ed :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I'm going to sound like an arse now, although it's not meant that way.o much of this designer stuff is shit, take barbour for example, their stuff is crap now. I get that they probably wanted to expand their customer base, but it seems cheap and poorly made compared to thirty years ago. the leading brands do a 'value' range now, boss is one of them, and it's awful stuff, and it looks cheap. and if people think i'm a bit of a twat for saying as much then they can get ****ed :thumbup:

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You know how crap the quality must be when you can walk into a Sports Direct and it's awash with CP Company, Boss and Barbour. I assume every label is out sourced to the far east due to costs?

To think I used to waste a fair chunk of my time looking and buying similar stuff.

Nothing beats a 50+ aged bloke wearing Stone Island, fuelled by beak and acting like Tommy Johnson from Football Factory.

That's reminded me, Danny Dyers new film is out which will inspire 50+ year old knobbers everywhere.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

You know how crap the quality must be when you can walk into a Sports Direct and it's awash with CP Company, Boss and Barbour. I assume every label is out sourced to the far east due to costs?

To think I used to waste a fair chunk of my time looking and buying similar stuff.

Nothing beats a 50+ aged bloke wearing Stone Island, fuelled by beak and acting like Tommy Johnson from Football Factory.

That's reminded me, Danny Dyers new film is out which will inspire 50+ year old knobbers everywhere.

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they always get the adidas trainers wrong, i have a rule, no more than two colours on a pair of classic trainers, if so, then i'm not wearing them. some of the colours Adidas knock out now are hideous. i don't get geared up anymore, i look like a bigger twat than i already am, and there's nothing worse than on old face (my face) on the end of a load of shit designer clobber.