The reason we're taking the piss mozzer is because we've seen it all before. This thread has the same stories from stupid websites going back years. None of it is going to lead anywhere.

When one of them is followed up on later, and found to be bullshit (every time), the response is "never mind that, what about THIS" with another crappy story. You're even doing that now yourself!

Knock it on the head now before you start to actually believe it...