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    Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Johnny reports that Amber Heard defecated in their marital bed , and that's when he knew he had to leave, some may say that would be a sign to stay on ?

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid 300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.
    Indeed you can tell Johnny is spolit as some I know would pay Amber well for that .

    Unless she shat on his favourite Teddy

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid 300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?
    Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?
    I was doing a diploma as a way of getting into uni as a mature student. A guy on the course found out she had done a few pornos (apparently there's a video somewhere of her, a battery operated friend and a bus shelter in Ystrad Mynach.....), so she brought in a photo of her. I didn't see it, not that I wanted to, but apparently she looked as happy as (sorry) a pig in shit.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?
    Sorry, forgot the . Quality reply. Some jokes can be a load of crap.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?
    Did she have the sheets

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid 300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?
    she got paid? I'm missing out

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.
    Pissing in someone's arse.

    Crikey.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Defecation ?

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Johnny reports that Amber Heard defecated in their marital bed , and that's when he knew he had to leave, some may say that would be a sign to stay on ?
    He should be interred.

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