Reply With Quoteat fist I thought the typo was about scratch cards, but then I read the rest....
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For my part, I received this email from my local authority yesterday:
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at fist I thought the typo was about scratch cards, but then I read the rest....
At fist?Originally Posted by Feedback
at fist I thought the typo was about scratch cards, but then I read the rest....
When teaching, I used to have responsibility for Work Experience. Trouble was, my handwriting was never too neat, so "work" didnt look like "work" when written on a board in front of a class of students.
A bit like the "Clank's" shoes logo.
My ex once sent me a message asking to meet for a drink but called me James, my name isn't James.
Back then she wasn't used to predictive sext.
I once presented my rather prim female boss with a letter for her signature which referred to a pubic convenience.
Presumably she's now with James?
When I worked on the paper there was a photo of a chap ringing church bells with 2 kids. His name was Tony Fuller but unfortunately it was captioned Tiny Fukker
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Yep. "Worker" tended to raise a titter when handwritten on a board, too.
I was reading a local paper back int he 1970s, the Pontypridd Observer. Halfway through an article in a thin column was the line ';who pissed in the chips' ! It just appeared in the middle this article. Obviously one of the typesetters was having a laugh.
I was once given this copy of Song of the Jolly Roger, obviously produced on someone's computer. It should read 'a ship from Spain'.....
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When I was in college a group of students from the class were asked to write an assignment, on the subject social care in the community, and discuss the differing views of each of us I interviewed one of the students, a lovely woman named Melanie, who was VERY well endowed on top and with which she was very conscious of. I typed up my 2000 word part of the assignment and carried out a spell check, then submitted it. Although I had spelt it correctly, every mention of the student's name had been changed to Melons.
Did you ever get to squeeze them?
Hahaha brilliant
I wrote a salesy business email fairly recently to Venice-Simplon Orient Express and referred to them as Venice Simpleton Orient Express. They didn't write back.
In my working days a lot of data input was farmed out abroad. A company director phoned up to ensure me that he lived in Kent and not K*nt.
Last edited by Malckent; 13-01-21 at 14:04. Reason: Missed out a word
Though I admit it took me a while to spot it.
Shift Engineer
spelt wrong, on a CV
must've been underselling himself as was quite a good engineer
When working to find new electronic component suppliers in Asia, I once met with a guy from a company named "Fuk Hing Resistors";. No typo. I kept the business card for years afterwards!
I had delicious "Chicken with Herpes" in a restaurant in Aswan in Egypt once.
A lady I once worked with sent a letter to one of our customers at Virginia Water. We always kept a copy on file and she was devastated to see she had typed Vagina Water. By then the letter had already been posted.
My missus told me that she once had a message from the receptionist saying that the head of the Welsh sandwich board had arrived for their meeting. He was in fact Head of the Welsh Language Board, and went ballistic. I suppose I should have put this message on in Welsh too but I can’t!!!
I regularly receive emails meant for Alan & Colin which have spell checked to Anal & Colon
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