Quote Originally Posted by sneggyblubird View Post


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/202...assault-court/

I'll need an escort next time I go to the pub.

A man could not rely on this defence.
The cowbridge staunch conservative, after much consideration decided not to press charges and made an unusual request to the judge to ask if he could meet the assailant in the snug at the local in the high street to work things out.