Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

[lardy]

Not quite. But he was a skinny lad, 10 stone wet. But we played 5 a side and so it was no secret that a material percentage of those 10 stone were accounted for in his middle wicket. Was comically out of proportion with the rest of him

Step 1 - play 5 aside
Step 2 - ?????????
Step 3 - find out team mate is very well hung