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    Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days



    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/202...assault-court/

    I'll need an escort next time I go to the pub.

    A man could not rely on this defence.

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by sneggyblubird View Post


    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/202...assault-court/

    I'll need an escort next time I go to the pub.

    A man could not rely on this defence.
    Harsh, it used to happen all the time in Jacksons and the Bank in the 80's!

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by North Cardiff Blue View Post
    Harsh, it used to happen all the time in Jacksons and the Bank in the 80's!
    would you still say the sentence was harsh if he had done the same thing to her?

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    would you still say the sentence was harsh if he had done the same thing to her?
    Címon now. Letís get a grip of ourselves on here. (Ooh matron)
    We all know whatís acceptable and what isnít. Well most of us do. NCB was obviously having a laugh about the article. God knows we need plenty of them on a Cardiff City message board !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Treseder View Post
    C’mon now. Let’s get a grip of ourselves on here. (Ooh matron)
    We all know what’s acceptable and what isn’t. Well most of us do. NCB was obviously having a laugh about the article. God knows we need plenty of them on a Cardiff City message board !!
    When people shout demanding equality they should understand it works both ways.

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Sorry I grabbed her vagina, was just jokes though, YOLO

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger View Post
    Sorry I grabbed her vagina, was just jokes though, YOLO
    Sit down mr trump, itís not your turn to speak yet

    I remember in the noughties a female colleague shoving her hand down the pants of the guys in her team to work out (ostensibly) who was the hariest. By coincidence she went on to have sex that night with the guy who we all knew to have a comedy large cock.

    This happened in the pub not the office. But still. Even back then it did feel a bit odd.

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimistic Nick View Post
    Sit down mr trump, it’s not your turn to speak yet

    I remember in the noughties a female colleague shoving her hand down the pants of the guys in her team to work out (ostensibly) who was the hariest. By coincidence she went on to have sex that night with the guy who we all knew to have a comedy large cock.

    This happened in the pub not the office. But still. Even back then it did feel a bit odd.
    A ‘Comedy’ large cock??? Did it play the Benny Hill theme, or what?

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger View Post
    Sorry I grabbed her vagina, was just jokes though, YOLO
    you could just stroke or pet , no need to go for an all in grabathon.

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    A ĎComedyí large cock??? Did it play the Benny Hill theme, or what?
    Not quite. But he was a skinny lad, 10 stone wet. But we played 5 a side and so it was no secret that a material percentage of those 10 stone were accounted for in his middle wicket. Was comically out of proportion with the rest of him

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by sneggyblubird View Post


    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/202...assault-court/

    I'll need an escort next time I go to the pub.

    A man could not rely on this defence.
    The cowbridge staunch conservative, after much consideration decided not to press charges and made an unusual request to the judge to ask if he could meet the assailant in the snug at the local in the high street to work things out.

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    She looks like the leader singer of the new york dolls

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimistic Nick View Post
    Sit down mr trump, it’s not your turn to speak yet

    I remember in the noughties a female colleague shoving her hand down the pants of the guys in her team to work out (ostensibly) who was the hariest. By coincidence she went on to have sex that night with the guy who we all knew to have a comedy large cock.

    This happened in the pub not the office. But still. Even back then it did feel a bit odd.
    By "coincidence"?

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimistic Nick View Post
    Not quite. But he was a skinny lad, 10 stone wet. But we played 5 a side and so it was no secret that a material percentage of those 10 stone were accounted for in his middle wicket. Was comically out of proportion with the rest of him
    Step 1 - play 5 aside
    Step 2 - ?????????
    Step 3 - find out team mate is very well hung

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    How is that not a booking?

    Oops wrong thread.

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    By "coincidence"?
    Indeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    She looks like the leader singer of the new york dolls
    David Johansen was much better looking in his prime. They all were. Except Arthur Kane obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lardy View Post
    Step 1 - play 5 aside
    Step 2 - ?????????
    Step 3 - find out team mate is very well hung
    There are these things called showers.

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    Re: Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

    Thinking about it, there can't be as many parts of the body that can vary in size as much as a bloke's todger. In extreme cases, the largest can be around 4 times the size of the smallest - imagine that was the case elsewhere? Someone with a 9 inch nose or quarter inch ear...

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