I used to stick my willy in the vacuum cleaner when I was younger thoOriginally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:09
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Black people turn green in swimming pools which is why you never see one in there.
I used to stick my willy in the vacuum cleaner when I was younger thoOriginally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:09
If your microwave is too powerful and making your soup boiling hot, put a big block of lead in there as it will absorb up all the x-rays making the soup just right.
He likes to head off early for work in the mornings.Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:03
You are fortunate that you didn't die, son.Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:26
http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.htmlOriginally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:26
Thank ferk Dysons didn't exist back then.Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:26
Would have sucked his eyes outOriginally Posted by BlueWales wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:56
When the ice cream van plays a tune it means he's run out of ice cream
You poor bastard.Originally Posted by fingers wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 20:54
Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:26
If you blew through your straw for long enough into your bottle of milk in infants school it would turn into cheese.
If you pull funny faces and the wind changes you will be stuck with that face forever.
My earliest memory, was about 3 in a pushchair with my nan, and an old biddy she stopped to talk to said that to me because I was pulling faces at her. I then booted her in the shin. My nan was appalled and never let me live it down until the day she died.
That the "Black Nun" haunted the place at Llangranog we went on a school trip to (seems most schools went there at some point).