I have now read five different opinions on what the red card was given for.

Take your pick from: verbal abuse to the ref and/or Douglas, push on the Cardiff physio, push on Pilkington and/or an Ipwsich player, push on Warnock, or verbal abuse towards the 4th official. Maybe all of them?

While I'm at it I have also read a shed load of match blogs and reports which variously describe the Cardiff formation as: 4-4-2, 5-3-2, 3-5-2 and 4-5-1.

It's as if no one is at the same match!