Reforms to the game

[J R Hartley]

My lad has 36 caps for Wales and doesn't know any gay players at all, not that it would bother him in the slightest if he did. He knows two umpires that are and is aware of it in the women's game, of course, but I'm assuming you don't know that many hockey players.

I know several hockey players, both sexes, and all gay.
In fact one of the female ones a good friend of Mrs Hartleys, once propositioned my missus (a good friend) for an orgy but Mrs Hartley sadly declined much to my disappointment. Of course that was on the understanding she didn't bring her best friend, and "male" hockey player, Marcus.