What has happened to Matt Connolly?

[Eric the Half a Bee]

It must be time for the Fred Guonongbe True Believers Society (those of us who believe he exists) to issue the 'I saw Fred Guonongbe miss' tee shirts - an ironic homage to the 'I saw Ronnie Moore score' tributes.

Fred will be a staple of future football pub quizzes. 'What was the last medical update on Fred from Neil Warnock? Answer: Rhys and Kareem are now in light training!'

He is already more of a cult figure thanDave, and fast catching up on Leo.

Whatever happened to that decorator that was given the job of being in charge of recruitment? Has he been seen alive in years?