Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
'Open yer coat' they demand

Honestly!

I've seen pensioners who are barely able to walk asked to open their coats.

Do they think if we wanted to smuggle a weapon in, we couldn't get thru this ridiculous check.

Or is it to check our flies aren't open?

I ask them to hold my brolly on wet days while I open up. Inside the brolly is an AK 47.
Place a box of Tampax Super in your handbag. As soon as they see those they stop the search in embarrassment.

Hope this helps.