Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
He might linger inside Matalan, Peacocks and Primark but he's far too mean to make any purchases at them.

In his own words: "Why spend two quid on a matching vest and Y-fronts at Matalan when I can get a lightly stained pair for 25p at any charity shop?"
Last time I was in Cowbridge I took some old clothes in to a charity shop there. As soon as I got in there Sludge was there waiting and as soon as I got to the counter he was there to empty my sack straight away. He grabbed a couple of pair of old kegs of mine, slammed a pound on the counter and off he went, happy as Larry with his precious new acquisitions.