When you say hit, when was the last time you had a bit of action?
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That's why I am a hit with the ladies
When you say hit, when was the last time you had a bit of action?
He might linger inside Matalan, Peacocks and Primark but he's far too mean to make any purchases at them.
In his own words: "Why spend two quid on a matching vest and Y-fronts at Matalan when I can get a lightly stained pair for 25p at any charity shop?"
You looked dressed to kill in your Sabbath top yesterday mate
Last time I was in Cowbridge I took some old clothes in to a charity shop there. As soon as I got in there Sludge was there waiting and as soon as I got to the counter he was there to empty my sack straight away. He grabbed a couple of pair of old kegs of mine, slammed a pound on the counter and off he went, happy as Larry with his precious new acquisitions.
His tightfistedness, along with persistent armpit BO, is why he can't pull any woman under 30 stone. I mean, no young maiden's going to allow him to whip her drawers off following a nosh-up at McDonalds. But however many times he's told the same thing he refuses to cough for a Wetherspoon fish supper.
Isn't Harvesting young ladies illegal
The women I've seen him knock about with were all real big lumps. I wouldn't fancy my chances with any of them in a tug of war for the last sausage roll in a Greggs shop.
As a female, I find these kinds of threads very derogatory.