I was in a restaurant a few years ago and two women were sat at a nearby table and one of them started choking. Nobody did a thing to help her so I went over and started slapping her on the back to dislodge whatever was choking her. Her stupid feminazi friend immediately started screaming at me to stop assaulting her. "I'm trying to save her life you fecking moron" I said to her, my actions did the trick but did the dozy cow thank me? did she feck, there was me expecting to appear on the next episode of Esther Rantzen's 'Hearts of gold' but all I got was " never lay a hand on me again", I should have let the c*nt die.