Was deadpan when I heard it in my head as I typed.
Neighbours have signed for it, Amazon have proof they habe the item is imagine? Or am I living in fairy land to think that?
One of our customers got divorced and moved out, didn't think to tell us so the item went to the house next door as her ex was at work. She had no trouble getting the item back once she showed them the tracking on her phone that said it was signed for by ***** at number 18...give that a try