Ever not paid for a meal

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When the plastic bag charges first come in I stole my lunch from Asda or Tesco every week day for about 2 years.

I once walked out of Tesco with a trolley full of food.

Got caught nicking a 3 quid meal deal one day though and got banned from Tesco for 3 months.

I went out of ASDA with a leg of lamb once and the security guard shouted

Oih what you doing with that?

Roast potatoes and carrots I replied you nosy bastard