When you say ''variable rates '' what sort of price range does this entail?
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After many years of being locked away in a destitute and dark sex trade world I have decided to come out
I am an escort , I sell my body to businesswomen and slappers for variable rates
I specialise in rubber skirts
There , I feel at peace now
I now wish to be known as sloppy factory
Thanks , cheers
When you say ''variable rates '' what sort of price range does this entail?
It'll raise a few eybrows when the OP next strides into City Road's Ambassador knocking shop to request they pay him for the dubious pleasure of thrashing his buttocks with a horsewhip as he's prostrate and nude bar for the string vest he never removes.
Sloppy seconds Factory more like
Sloppy Factory
Sludge, what must the women who desire your service look like?
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I feel sick now.[/QUOTE
I wood.
When he was younger Sludge saw himself as the George Clooney of Cowbridge. He still does today whenever he has a potent strain of skunk to puff on. Whenever he's under the influence of that he has delusions women should swoon at the mere sight of him pacing down its High Street. Those who resist his chat-up lines, which is all of them, are denounced as "obvious lesbos" so far gone is he.