Well said. I spent a few minutes earlier totting-up the number of bedrooms at her various official and private residences. It was over 2,000, which may appear a tad excessive as her and Phil can only occupy a maximum of two at any given time. Nutjobs, crackpots and other looney tunes who insist on thinking for themselves question the morality of the nation's Head of State having access to such an abundance of unoccupied accommodation while thousands of her homeless citizens kip on the streets every night.

Thankfully, those non-BBC viewing headcases are few in number. The rest of us can happily continue to wave our small plastic Union Flags in her direction whenever she comes into view.