Emiliano Sala Memorial Trophy

[MacAdder]

Ah, MacMasturbator!

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As it happens, I’ve spent much of the last week in Southampton. I try to avoid post-match observations about the team as they tend to upset some of the delicate petals on here.

I doubt very much whether any comments about the city's performance against the Saints last week could have upset almost anyone on here because they would have had to have been positive ones