Some of what I’ve seen is happening right before my eyes yet sometimes I can’t keep up, it’s a blur, Christ knows what it’s like being on the pitch actually confronting it. I was in the ‘away’ end for that Super Cup game at our ground the other season, Bale was definitely on the right wing running towards our end, the ball ended up in the net through Ronaldo and he ran to Bale to thank him for the cross from the LEFT wing!! I wasn’t pissed, for a change, yet I never seen him switch flanks in the move but he bloody did. And it’s been akin to that this season in some of our drubbings, my jersey would be inside out & back to front if I had to mark these players, even though we’ve been on the wrong end of their wizardry (now there’s an old football description) it’s hard not to admire it, it is so impressive.