Any doctors or nurses on here , my old dear has severe diarrhoea

[Welshcake.]

I am always up for a bit of arse

She gets a stabbing pain just before the floodgates open , as it were

Well if they check for Calprotectin and its within normal levels it will be something along the lines of IBS etc, if it's elevated it will be an IBD or other less pleasant bowel issues.