Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
When my mother was alive but in her later years, she would either be constipated for days or shit through the eye of a needle (never worked out why we say that, I never have that accuracy).

She was on so much medication for a variety of problems the doctors put it down to that. Tests never showed anything.
My old dear is like that it's like a volcano going off or shes blocked up for days