I have retained my remarkably handsome features, youthful body and self-effacing modesty.
You spend far too much time Tommy Tanking and puffing ganja.
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I have always felt leathered since hitting 30 , slowly feeling the signs of age
But one of my mothers carers , who it has to be said is a bit of a sort , said I looked in my early forties the other day
I walked round town with chest held high and with a spring in my step
I am reborn
I have retained my remarkably handsome features, youthful body and self-effacing modesty.
You spend far too much time Tommy Tanking and puffing ganja.
When I wear a hat, yes. But I'm a baldie and that kind of ruins the effect.
I'm not fat and I have a pretty decent head of hair hair. I'll take it.
I look amazing for 67.
Sludgey, I've been scouring the internet since Christmas searching for an image of any woman you might say "I wouldn't" upon seeing. I'd given up all hope until coming across a news story of a 60-year-old drug dealer and addict from the North East of England. She's below. Surely even you would decline to throw a leg over her?
Shes got some positives
Her hair is stylish and hasn't gone grey yet despite her advancing years
Shes getting everything she can out of that fag suggesting shes good with money
And shes got a nice bruise on her hand meaning she is probably pretty handy
All in all you have to say beauty is only skin deep
I think shes a keeper