Social distancing

[J R Hartley]

You can’t go to the beach but you can go to B&Q

You can’t see your family but you can have a big street party

You can’t go to work but you can chill in various public open spaces

You can’t go to the pub but you can go to the shop each day for booze.

Stay safe, as long as it fits your own narrative

You can go to work in most places just some lazy bastards are taking advantage of the furlough system