Johnny Depp Defecation ?

[life on mars]

Johnny reports that Amber Heard defecated in their marital bed , and that's when he knew he had to leave, some may say that would be a sign to stay on ?

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid £300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?

[life on mars]

Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.

Indeed you can tell Johnny is spolit as some I know would pay Amber well for that .

Unless she shat on his favourite Teddy

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid £300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?

Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?

I was doing a diploma as a way of getting into uni as a mature student. A guy on the course found out she had done a few pornos (apparently there's a video somewhere of her, a battery operated friend and a bus shelter in Ystrad Mynach.....), so she brought in a photo of her. I didn't see it, not that I wanted to, but apparently she looked as happy as (sorry) a pig in shit.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?

Sorry, forgot the . Quality reply. Some jokes can be a load of crap.

[jeepster]

Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?

Did she have the sheets

[Feedback]

Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid £300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?

she got paid? I'm missing out

[dembethewarrior]

Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.

Pissing in someone's arse.

Crikey.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Johnny reports that Amber Heard defecated in their marital bed , and that's when he knew he had to leave, some may say that would be a sign to stay on ?

He should be interred.