JR Hartley (by sight only).

He’s a short angry man with an aggressive attitude towards everything and lacking in any social skills. Picture the dwarf in ‘Lord of the Rings’ then multiply it by a hundred.

Frequently saw him pre lockdown in the Penydarren Social Club, perched in the corner on his own with red and white tape condoning off his table into some sort of exclusion zone. He randomly shouts at people nearing his area and also can be observed shouting expletives at the TV. Nobody really knows what Tyrone from Coronation St. has done to warrant this anger? His pièce de résistance is on moments of real rage will jump from his stool and start shadow boxing, whilst encouraging himself with shouts of “Go get ‘em Tiger!” So far I’ve seen him hit himself on the nose twice and complain to the bar steward about a low blow. His father then usually comes to collect him.

My advice is if you’re ever in the Penydarren Social Club and he’s there stay clear. He’s an absolute menace if you attract his eye.