Sludge, I've been meaning to ask you this all day but got sidetracked by the Play-offs:

Have you ever been pleasuring yourself when looking at one of your 'favourite websites' on the laptop with the TV on mute in the background, only to look up at the crucial moment to see Huw Edwards momentarily looking you straight in the eye as he silently but professionally does his job before cutting to a chart illustrating the 7-day rolling average of new Coronavirus cases in the UK?

If so, how did it feel? Also, would you recommend it?

Asking for a friend.