Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Baked cheese , whatever that is , with red currant sauce
Turkey parcels in bacon
Bored stiff but then she says her friend Jane is coming round with cheesecake
Jane ? Who is Jane I said ?
Oh shes lovely , lives round the corner , you would like her , she's really nice
How old is she I ask ?
67
Call me picky but I am staying round mine and having corned beef sarnies , if I can open the tin